Your pointless worring about what it means to be English makes you very English, so don't worry, keep worrying.
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Your pointless worring about what it means to be English makes you very English, so don't worry, keep worrying.
The bloody trouble is we are only alive when we’re half dead trying to get a paragraph right. - Paul Scott
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Oh dear, you mean its a permamnent feature?Originally Posted by Adrian II
Can I just send myself into Microsoft to get it fixed?
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Sure, just don't exepct to be returned this century - or, indeed, 'fixed'!
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You live here and want to stay here in the future? Great, you're now my countryman.
Still maintain that crying on the pitch should warrant a 3 match ban
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If when asked the question "what Nationality are you? you respond "English" (and truly mean it), you're English. IMO we're not defined by religion, ethnicity or where your ancestors came from.
An enemy that wishes to die for their country is the best sort to face - you both have the same aim in mind.
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Indeed, I also consider myself an Orgah!You live here and want to stay here in the future? Great, you're now my countryman.
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Why on Earth would you wish to be English?A man without a country, parliament, decent footy team and just about the only 'race' left on the planet that it's generally accepted to be racist to.
Anyway, I found out my great-great grandad was a Scot. Hoots mon!
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
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To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
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Oh it just sounds sooo fun!Why on Earth would you wish to be English?
Anyway, I found out my great-great grandad was a Scot. Hoots mon!
But being honest and very wet here (oh dear, please none of yee ol fullas puns or anything of the sort.
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To be English is to have won the lottery of life. The English gentleman is the pinnacle of evolution.
It's a kind of greatness that we, everybody else, can only marvel at in jealous despair.
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Let's use this thread to make an 'Are you English?' quiz! Together, we could come up with some great questions to test Englishness with.
1) Did you strip your estate of all natural vegetation and elevation, only to then plant vegetation and artificial hills that aim to make your garden look natural?
a) Don't be silly.
b) Of course. The English Garden makes perfect common sense.
2) Fags
a) yikes!
b) I puff them all the time.
2) What's yellow, smooth, and deadly? Shark-infested custard!
a) Huh?
b)
Last edited by Louis VI the Fat; 06-13-2008 at 14:07.
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Fosters or beer?
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