Let's see if I have a good grasp of the mental perspective of an Englishman.


Wags
A) What a dog does with his tail
b) Wives and girlfriends

Reds
A) Commies
B) Scots

Tikka Masala
A) Indian
B) English

Frogs
A) yummie!
B) Bastards

Wilfred, Clive, Michael
A) first names
B) Owen