Quote Originally Posted by Beirut View Post
Makes me think of a story I read years ago about a kid being invited to a Jewish friend's house for dinner. The kid asked what they were going to have and the mother said Matzo Ball soup. The kid then imagines that Matzos are like cows and is terrified that two huge testicles will be floating in his soup. Then he thinks about the poor Matzos out the field with no cohones and the girl Matzos making fun of them, saying that the men Matzos used to be so virile, but now all they do is talk and act like intellectuals.

Sorry.
You certainly know how to spin someone else's joke, Beirut.

I could of course mention a certain moderator here who describes himself as an intellectual chick magnet, but since we're among equals I guess that is superfluous.