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    Default Funniest screenshots

    I just had one in a recent battle which cracks me up whenever I look at it. It's an enemy family member dying, but he looks like he's crowd surfing or something.



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    Default Re: Funniest screenshots

    This one is a screenshot of the results of geography db modding, since landscapes seem to be popular now here it is:


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    WTF!!!?





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    Default Re: Funniest screenshots

    Galatians.

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    I'm confused, the recruitment viewer shows Galatia as an expansion area for Aedui but not Arverni, but it rebels to the Arverni. Is it a mistake with the recruitment viewer?

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    Default Re: Funniest screenshots

    I'm not seeing much that's funny.
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    I wish I'd remembered to snap a screenshot, but I just sprung an ambush on an Epirote stack as Getai. I kill half their army and suffer 1 casualty. I let time run out and get a screen saying close defeat. This was a full stack vs. full stack battle. I blame the media. Stupid biased battle report.

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    Default Re: Funniest screenshots

    Not any really funny screenshots, but I might as well try to get this going.

    I´m just curious to how the hell that guy in the middle managed to survive the battle, ´cause he did. He´s like wedged in between 30 pikes. Matrix-style.


    "Shit man, they´re using soap!"


    Just a lot of wierd stuff going on here. Gotta love that charging Toxotai though, that´s the way to wear a hat.


    The perfect sniping position.


    "Look in the sky!" Guy in the back: "Found a nickel!"


    "Come one guys, coast is clear. Charge!"


    Where the hell is the crowd control?!


    "Don´t worry guys, if we stay still they won´t spot us."


    "Not that hand!" And what the hell is going on with guy to the left? Coolest shield I´ve ever seen.


    Now that´s just wierd. And scary.


    "Save me mama!"


    "Look, you´ve got a tomato stain."


    What happens when the first line sees the big bad monster but the second and third doesn´t? Boom!
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    Default Re: Funniest screenshots

    Most of the pics can't be funny because every RTW- or EB-player knows the issues. Weird/Unfitting animations, collision errors and such are common during battles and the ordinary player gets used to ignore such things and enjoy the good parts. Everybody has seen that before so there can't be much fun in it, obviously ;)

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    it was introduced by HK-47 in Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic during a dialogue ;) You should quote the source as well...

    Most of the pics can't be funny because every RTW- or EB-player knows the issues. Weird/Unfitting animations, collision errors and such are common during battles and the ordinary player gets used to ignore such things and enjoy the good parts. Everybody has seen that before so there can't be much fun in it, obviously ;)

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    Oof, that one of Appo's with the Galatian about to lose his hand...something just ain't right about that, poor sod. I laughed at the sniping one, great captions for good pics
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    DOn't got a picture of it, but once in my battle as Macedonai there was one Pikeman floating away from battle always being "hit" and falling down even there was nobody hitting him. He made it near edge of the map before enemy surrendered.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Senshi View Post
    And, yeah I know, offtopic and such, but General Appo, your sig:
    it was introduced by HK-47 in Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic during a dialogue ;) You should quote the source as well...
    I know, and at first I had jsut the source. But after a while when nobody understood who the hell HK-47 was I just made it my motto. I fitting one I might say, given my current position within an certain (in)famous organisation known for its ability to obtain the truth.
    Look at the rest of th stuff in my sig and you will understand.
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    Quote Originally Posted by General Appo View Post
    I know, and at first I had jsut the source. But after a while when nobody understood who the hell HK-47 was I just made it my motto. I fitting one I might say, given my current position within an certain (in)famous organisation known for its ability to obtain the truth.
    Look at the rest of th stuff in my sig and you will understand.

    For those who don't know, HK-47 is really the Brother of AK-47, and not really a super-intelligent alien robot who destroys everything in it's path. Some say it's the younger brother of HBK, but that's a myth.
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    Default Re: Funniest screenshots

    Quote Originally Posted by Senshi View Post
    Most of the pics can't be funny because every RTW- or EB-player knows the issues. Weird/Unfitting animations, collision errors and such are common during battles and the ordinary player gets used to ignore such things and enjoy the good parts. Everybody has seen that before so there can't be much fun in it, obviously ;)
    I thought they were funny... you just gotta forget about the real-life crap that causes them, get into your slapstick-humor mode and take them at face value.

    And yeah, I love the one with the archer about to get impaled. The "uh-oh, they'r'e using soap!" was pretty funny too.
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    the last entry reminds me of Alexander (the s*** 2004 movie). there was this chrioteer who got himself impaled like that..cool Nixalsverdus
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