Japan???

What is this... Japan you speak of? Surely you must realize that the tiny and poor fishing community of the islands off of the coast of the great Chinese Empire is NOTHING compared to the endless and unforgiving hordes of insane Chinese Ninjas, who will flip out and kill anyone, anywhere, anytime, without warning, provocation, reason, or mercy.

As a matter of fact, you've just been killed 5 times before you hit the floor by one of my Chinese assassins. The floor is very messy where your carcass now rots.