Quote Originally Posted by Marshal Murat View Post
Today we have the results of the game between Tunisia and Italy. The Tunisians score some early goals, actually killed several Italian players who were promptly replaced by teenagers, but ended up losing when the Italians finally scored a goal. Tunisia 3, Italy 1. The Tunisian captain Hannibal promptly joined the Turkish, Syrian, and Lebanese teams before committing suicide after they were defeated by Italy. The Tunisian stadium was then burnt to the ground and all team members absorbed into the Italian team.