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  1. 07-03-2008, 13:40 #1
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    Default Our gallant boys in blue.

    Enjoy.
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    Enjoy.
    Brilliant.
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  3. 07-03-2008, 14:46 #3
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    Default Re: Our gallant boys in blue.

    That was funny. The other books look very interesting too.
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    Default Re: Our gallant boys in blue.

    Made my day today.
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    Default Re: Our gallant boys in blue.

    I love the other titles at the bottom:

    "My First Joint" and "How it Works: Surfing for Porn"
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    "The brave policeman chase him and hit him until there is blood and hair and bits of bone all over their boots. The blood makes their boot caps shine like red cherries."

    "Sometimes policeman cannot find any young black men to arrest so they have to arrest some white men instead."

    "Let's hope the two men don't fall down the steps at the police station!"

    Oh, god... and the "My First Joint" book... fantastic!
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    Default Re: Our gallant boys in blue.

    Enjoy
    I did

    Thanks for that little day-brightener.
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    "Your first ASBO, and how to violate it"

    Whats that?
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    Default Sv: Re: Our gallant boys in blue.

    Quote Originally Posted by PanzerJaeger View Post


    "Your first ASBO, and how to violate it"

    Whats that?
    Well a google search seems to indicate Anti-Social Behaviour Order.

    Anyway, funny site.
    I wanna see the other "books" as well
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    Default Re: Our gallant boys in blue.

    That was great! Thanks IA!
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    Default Re: Our gallant boys in blue.

    Excellent read.
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    Cheers apache , that link should reach most of Galways police by tomorrow
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    Default Re: Our gallant boys in blue.

    This police officer has escaped from a special hospital. He is still wearing his white, hospital gown. He pretends to be still at work directing traffic.

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    This lady is really a man called Malcolm. See how Blackie looks at Malcom in a funny way. He wants to bite Malcom's face.

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    Default Re: Our gallant boys in blue.

    Dear sirs:

    I lol'd. Repeatedly.

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    Default Re: Our gallant boys in blue.

    Nice
    Do you have the links to the other books?
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  16. 07-04-2008, 09:06 #16
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    #Hillary4prism

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    Default Re: Our gallant boys in blue.

    Great read .

    Page 36 and 40 are especially good

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    This lady is really a man called malcom. See how blackie looks at malcom in a funny way. He wants to bite malcoms face.
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