WW3 - Who would win?

[Lemur]

No one wins. Everyone loses.

Well, sure, if you're carrying around a negative attitude like that, I guess you can't win a nuclear exchange. Why not turn that "can't" into a "can" and see how much better that makes it? Remember, it takes more muscles to frown than to smile, and cheerful people always win.

If you want to come out on top from a nuclear Armageddon, you need to buff up your attitude! Be like Pip-boy, and spread the sunshine!