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    And is it then possible that when the little darlings were being taken to task by their parents for getting in trouble at school, the kids sold it to their doting parents as a religious freedom issue, rather than simply one of being an idiot in the classroom?

    The first rule of breaking the news your in trouble to your parents is lie and blame someone else.... worked like a charm!
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    I stopped lying to my parents when I was able to beat them in a fight. Last year as it happens.
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    Quote Originally Posted by InsaneApache View Post
    I stopped lying to my parents when I was able to beat them in a fight. Last year as it happens.
    :inhale:

    I quit lying to Bob, the step-dad, a couple years back, but only 'cause I could finally out-run him, he in a wheel-chair and all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fragony View Post
    Telepgraph has same story http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2247...-Allah%27.html
    but the leftist church as a whole isn't nowhere as devout as in the UK and Sweden.
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    Where are the days that telling your parents that you got some sort of punishment at school gained you an additional punishment that was more severe than the one you got at school? And the question whether the punishment you got at school was just or not was completely irrelevant.

    Now they write articles in newspapers about something as ordinary as two students getting detention in secondary school

    Society where not being a spoiled brat will be considered abnormal, here we come...
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    Quote Originally Posted by SwedishFish View Post
    I needed a good laugh.
    Try having fun

    psssssst EA, was referring to this earlier; http://www.mcb.org.uk/media/presstext.php?ann_id=298


    The Muslim Council of Britain warmly welcomes the Lord Chief Justice's valuable contribution to the discussion on the role of Islam and Muslims in Britain's legal traditions. In a scholarly speech outlining the development of the equality laws in the English legal system Lord Phillips of Worth Matravers spoke of the "widespread misunderstanding" of the nature of Sharia law.

    "There is no reason why Sharia principles, or any other religious code, should not be the basis for mediation or other forms of alternative dispute resolution [with the understanding] that any sanctions for a failure to comply with the agreed terms of mediation would be drawn from the Laws of England and Wales."

    Dogs with pads, not liking curry is racism england is nuts. Sweden will have to work hard for that dhimmi-award.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Andres View Post
    Where are the days that telling your parents that you got some sort of punishment at school gained you an additional punishment that was more severe than the one you got at school?
    Alas, having friends and family who are teachers, I am assured that all too often the parents' attitude is "how dare your school punish my little darlings" rather than "how dare you get yourself in trouble".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Poor Bloody Infantry View Post
    Alas, having friends and family who are teachers, I am assured that all too often the parents' attitude is "how dare your school punish my little darlings" rather than "how dare you get yourself in trouble".
    Yep. My mother in law, who is a teacher, sometimes complains about parents contacting a lawyer because the precious child got a (usually well-deserved) punishment/did not pass his exam(s).

    Sad really

    There should be a law against stupidity.
    Last edited by Andres; 07-08-2008 at 11:23.
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    Quote Originally Posted by InsaneApache View Post
    I stopped lying to my parents when I was able to beat them in a fight. Last year as it happens.
    I stopped lying to my parents after they beat the crap out of me. Too long ago to remember.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fragony View Post
    Try having fun

    psssssst EA, was referring to this earlier; http://www.mcb.org.uk/media/presstext.php?ann_id=298


    The Muslim Council of Britain warmly welcomes the Lord Chief Justice's valuable contribution to the discussion on the role of Islam and Muslims in Britain's legal traditions. In a scholarly speech outlining the development of the equality laws in the English legal system Lord Phillips of Worth Matravers spoke of the "widespread misunderstanding" of the nature of Sharia law.

    "There is no reason why Sharia principles, or any other religious code, should not be the basis for mediation or other forms of alternative dispute resolution [with the understanding] that any sanctions for a failure to comply with the agreed terms of mediation would be drawn from the Laws of England and Wales."

    Dogs with pads, not liking curry is racism england is nuts. Sweden will have to work hard for that dhimmi-award.
    So the Muslim Council of Britain is now running Sweden?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SwedishFish View Post
    So the Muslim Council of Britain is now running Sweden?
    Pancy's with gaping rectums craving for a salafist are running Sweden, Sweden and the UK are dhimmi-society's, homo-servus they deserve nothing but mockery, giving hatebeards what they want even beofre they realise that they demand it theirselves, disgusting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fragony View Post
    Pancy's with gaping rectums craving for a salafist are running Sweden, Sweden and the UK are dhimmi-society's, homo-servus they deserve nothing but mockery, giving hatebeards what they want even beofre they realise that they demand it theirselves, disgusting.
    Right, you ever been to Sweden?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SwedishFish View Post
    Right, you ever been to Sweden?
    Yep, sure have.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adrian II View Post
    I stopped lying to my parents after they beat the crap out of me. Too long ago to remember.

    I still lie to my parents... but only to make them happy

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    psssssst EA, was referring to this earlier
    Yes and ?
    OMG its shocking , where there is this law that two parties can agree to go to arbitration to settle their dispute there is no reason why they cannot agree to choose sharia as the basis for the settlement .
    Bloody hell call out the thought police this idea must be stopped at once .

    So then Frag what you want is that two people can choose absolutely anything as they basis they want to sette their dispute in accordance with the laws of the country so long as it is something that doesn't relate to islam .
    Or is it perhaps that you don't like the whole law idea and want Britain to abolish its ancient codes and traditions ?

    not liking curry is racism england is nuts

    What planet are you on ?
    Please do tell Frag , what is widely accepted as Britains most popular national dish in Britain .
    Is it perhaps a chicken thingy with a masala , its tikka so its pukka mate
    Well bugger me sideways Britains national dish is a curry and every beer fuelled yob that doesn't end the friday night with a curry must now be called a racist
    Come down to planet earth sometime Frag , there is this little thing called gravity here that might keep you on the ground instead of floating around on your flights of fantasy all the time .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fragony View Post
    Pancy's with gaping rectums craving for a salafist are running Sweden, Sweden and the UK are dhimmi-society's, homo-servus they deserve nothing but mockery, giving hatebeards what they want even beofre they realise that they demand it theirselves, disgusting.
    .....and here I was thinking that the conservatives were running Sweden atm...
    Still maintain that crying on the pitch should warrant a 3 match ban

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tribesman View Post
    Yes and ?
    OMG its shocking , where there is this law that two parties can agree to go to arbitration to settle their dispute there is no reason why they cannot agree to choose sharia as the basis for the settlement .
    Bloody hell call out the thought police this idea must be stopped at once .
    So why does he feel the need to speak up on the subject as a Lord Chief Justice. Now I know that if you want to make it into the higher echelons brittish society believing isn't enough, you have to know that there is only one culture and it's multi but geez stick to the job.

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    Bah, only idiots care about culture anyway.

    The less we have of it, the better.
    Still maintain that crying on the pitch should warrant a 3 match ban

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tribesman View Post
    What planet are you on ?
    Please do tell Frag , what is widely accepted as Britains most popular national dish in Britain .
    Is it perhaps a chicken thingy with a masala , its tikka so its pukka mate
    Well bugger me sideways Britains national dish is a curry and every beer fuelled yob that doesn't end the friday night with a curry must now be called a racist
    Come down to planet earth sometime Frag , there is this little thing called gravity here that might keep you on the ground instead of floating around on your flights of fantasy all the time .
    You haven't seen the article yet, have you?

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...ay-report.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evil_Maniac From Mars View Post
    You haven't seen the article yet, have you?

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...ay-report.html
    Ah earth, hi. I couldn't make this up tribes you give me way too much credit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HoreTore View Post
    Bah, only idiots care about culture anyway.

    The less we have of it, the better.
    Sounds familiar.
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    You haven't seen the article yet, have you?

    Have you read the publication this article is supposed to be about?
    So don't be silly Mars until you do the obvious thing like looking at the report the newspaper says it is writing about .
    You wouldn't want to go getting your panties all twisted over nothing like Frag now would ya

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tribesman View Post
    Have you read the publication this article is supposed to be about?
    So don't be silly Mars until you do the obvious thing like looking at the report the newspaper says it is writing about .
    You wouldn't want to go getting your panties all twisted over nothing like Frag now would ya
    I love how you question the source when it's something you don't like, even if it's true.

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    I love how you question the source when it's something you don't like, even if it's true.

    I question all sources no matter what the story , and no matter if I like the story or not I nearly always find that what is being told in the paper is not what the actual story is at the source they claim to be using .
    Try it sometime , It may save you getting all het up over a complete non-event .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tribesman View Post
    I question all sources no matter what the story
    So maybe that's why you never post sources.

    and no matter if I like the story or not I nearly always find that what is being told in the paper is not what the actual story is at the source they claim to be using .
    If you want to read the 366 page report and prove the article wrong, go ahead. But until then, the article stands.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tribesman View Post
    Try it sometime , It may save you getting all het up over a complete non-event .
    Actually, you are. If I was cashing in on a word per trolling effort you would be the biggest bubba I ever reeled in.

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    If you want to read the 366 page report and prove the article wrong, go ahead. But until then, the article stands.
    Have you had a look down the back of the sofa ? your brain appears to be missing , perhaps it slipped down there .
    Lets see , you thought I hadn't read the article . You were wrong
    You say the article is consistant with the report and I must be wrong to say it isn't
    Yet you havn't even read the bloody thing .

    Sorry Mars but honestly how obviously wrong do you think you can be with such little effort ?
    The funny thing is by your own writing you have shown that you havn't got the fainest idea what the article is on about and have the front to say that other people only question things when they want to
    Its like a repeat of the war crimes topic where you insist people are wrong without any idea at all of what it is you are talking about , you really should have learnt by now .

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    Dear Lord, Tribsey, lay off the alcohol. It's for your own good. I'm not presuming you haven't read the article, but you haven't read the report, and frankly, I don't have the time to go through every single three hundred and sixty-six page report I see. The newspapers aren't always unreliable, you know. You haven't read the report either, so who are you to say the article is unreliable?

    Oh, and the war crimes topic where the source you brought up proved that it was, in fact, a war crime? Anyhow...
    Last edited by Evil_Maniac From Mars; 07-08-2008 at 20:26.

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    We aren't angry Tribeman just a little dissapointed. From now on, even is wiskey uneven is beer, think you can make it to the end of the month?

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    while you are looking for your brain have a good rummage there Mars , as you might find your memory has slipped under the cushion too .
    You struck unlucky on this one big time , perhaps yoyu should have commented on the subject before yesterday
    Eh what are the chances of that , chance circumstances come together just in time for this crap

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