Quote Originally Posted by Marshal Murat View Post
"Hey, I saw you on the bus/subway/street yesterday. I looked your name up on the human flesh search engine, found your MySpace, found your boyfriend, and I pretty much beat him up. Here's his right hand, proof of my victory. I would ask you for your telephone number, but I already found it. I know you don't have anything happening this weekend, so would you mind if I picked you up at your house? I found it on Google Earth."
Haha, epic