Cheap Expendable Cannonfodder

[Robespierre]

You see, I plan to raise a big force of Iranian militia and Nuristani tribesmen to stop the Mongol hordes in their tracks! These light infantry auxiliaries sacrifice their pixels for the good of the empire, as I up-cannon 'nd better troops muster in the rear-zones.

Earthman, i know nothing of this Spam of which you speak.

hang on, research shows this contains, according to wikipedia, mechanically recovered/reclaimed meat (MRM) of a named animal (?trotter?) [the only part of a pig you can't used- oh yes, the squeal, bom bom.] , is this not the processed ham tinned food ? excellent with muesli!