That is not funny.....I had some pretty high expectations here
"I do not know what I may appear to the world; but to myself I seem to have been only like a boy playing on the seashore, and diverting myself in now and then finding a smoother pebble or a prettier shell than ordinary, whilst the great ocean of truth lay all undiscovered before me." - Issac Newton
Camel!
"The facts of history cannot be purely objective, since they become facts of history only in virtue of the significance attached to them by the historian." E.H. Carr
Shame on you, sir, for having made a mockery of the most revered Thread of Babeness and its associated Contest!![]()
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"We were not born into this world to be happy, but to do our duty." Bismarck
"You can't be a successful Dictator and design women's underclothing. One or the other. Not both." The Right Hon. Bertram Wilberforce Wooster
"Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication" - Lord Byron
"Where men are forbidden to honour a king they honour millionaires, athletes, or film-stars instead: even famous prostitutes or gangsters. For spiritual nature, like bodily nature, will be served; deny it food and it will gobble poison." - C. S. Lewis
My dearest AdrianII,
You knave. You saucy knave!
I have no words save those spoken by Lord Palmerston in response to the Chinese who spoke to him with less than Victorian manners.
"The time is fast coming when we shall be obliged to strike another blow in China. These half-civilized governments, such as those in China, Portugal, or Spanish America, all require addressing every eight or ten years to keep them in order. Their minds are too shallow to receive an impression that will last longer than some such period, and warnings are of little use.They care little for words and they must not only see the stick but actually feel it on their shoulders before they yield."
Thwack!
Unto each good man a good dog
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