Giraffe Conspiracy [Concluded]

[Beefy187]

Take your time lads. Its good to see some intense attacking and defending at last. I shall keep watching for little longer. (it just means im in the english lesson right now...)

[Beefy187]

Alright voting closed
stand by for the grand finale

[Sarathos]

So what's your opinion Sarathos, are you 100% sure that Andres is the innocent and W&F is the mafia?

In no way am I 100% sure, I just have a feel Woads is mafia because Andres hasn't been around enough. Though that doesn't stop him being mafia, because he has managed to avoid WOGing so far....

Hey, I'm still a rather inexperienced mafia player you know.

You can't use noobishness as an excuse, thats my job!

WIFOM
What does that stand for?

Wine In Front Of My face, its a long story....

this game can't go on forever

It was never going to go on forever, but I think rushing a lynch was rather foolish, but good discussion does take time.

I am going to keep my vote on Woads because of anelious phyros's recent activity. Both have seemingly worked together in targeting Quintus, though Woads's analysis was profound, as always. anelious jumped in too quicking in wanting Quintus lynched, all of which seems very very scummy.

Tally
Woads: 3 (Quintus, Sarathos, Andres)
Quintus: 1 (woads&fangs)

[Beefy187]

Night 3

Alive Players 4/10
woad&Fangs
Sarathos
Andres
Quintus.J.Cicero

Expelled (Lynched)
anelious phyros
LittleGrizzly
Caius

Giraffed! (Killed)
Shlin
pevergreen
Factionheir

Important messege. This is the last chance for town because next night mafia gets 2 kills. Good luck!!

This is the quote from last night. This is only to prove that I placed Caius on the expelled list properly to Sarathos. Stupid Sarathy

Anyhow ill go type up my finale in my room now so I can avoid people calling me a freak. (Happened yesterday. Hate being a boarder when that happens )

I wont be long

[Sarathos]

My apologises Beefy, I was looking at Night 2.

[Beefy187]

and here it is lads. The grand finale of the Giraffe conspiracy


Finale Round
Teacher looked at his class. The class which once had ten students was now reduced to four and another student was about to get expelled. The teacher thought to himself if any of expel punishment could’ve been avoided. Three couldn’t have. The three students who were corrupted with the Giraffeness had to be expelled in order to stop it from spreading any further. However other three. The teacher somehow knew that whoever was spreading this nonsense was working alone. Fact that his students continued being giraffe suggests that the three students the teacher and his students accused is probably innocent. For the sake of those poor children’s, teacher had to end this crisis once and for all.

Woad & Fangs and the teacher confronted in the front of the classroom while Sarathos, Quintus and Andres watching the outcome of this day.
‘Woads’ the teacher said. ‘Please say that you are the one. Please say it was you all along.’
Woads didn’t speak a word. He simply grinned at the teacher and his students.
Suddenly the three giraffed students entered the class room. If someone who knew nothing of the crisis saw this the look of the three students would’ve cracked them up. However for those who knew the orange paint and the black dots they painted themselves in clearly reminded them of Giraffes.
Sarathos, Quintus and Andres clearly looked scared. Since the paint made Shlin, Pever and FH apear a lot stronger then they are.
‘Yes sir. It was me all along.’
It was Woads. He waved his hands. At his commands the three giraffed students jumped on the three survivors. In the midst of screaming and chaos, the teacher saw Woads take out a small object shining bright white from his pocket. The toy he pulled out was so tiny yet so sacred.

Out of admiration the teacher whispered ‘it’s a…’
‘Giraffe?’ Woads replied.
Teacher looked into his eyes and shouted back ‘It’s a Zebra. I don’t allow spreading wrong information in my classroom Mr Woa…’
‘Its amazing how these trivial things can cause chaos & sadness to our lives’ Woads said quietly. ‘Calling this a Giraffe. Why make a big fuss about it?’
‘Because its wrong. It’s a Zebra’
‘Sir. Our ancestors spilt their blood for our freedom from false view. Yet the society doesn’t seem to appreciate the battle and struggle they had to go through. Their sacred battles for truth are no longer remembered by sad human beings. Instead our government oppresses, shuts up the truth by force, propaganda and education. I had to fight sir. I had to spread the good news, I had to spread the truth. I know that not many will understand it. But at least my fellow friends will. And soon the whole world will know what is right and what is wrong. What is Giraffe and what is not Giraffe.’
‘ENOUGH’ shouted the teacher.
The world came back to him. The teacher could now hear the noises surrounding him. The sound of chair clanging on to each other. Sound of ruler fights, sound of glass window breaking. Sound of Pevergreen chanting giraffe to convert Sarathos. Sound of Giraffers’ victorious roar. The teacher saw his classroom slowly changing to orange and he could now see little Giraffe fairies flying around the classroom. World was at its end……………….

Suddenly with the huge shout of ‘CHARGE!!’ his vision turned back to normal. It was those students who he least expected. It was the students who were expelled even though there were no clear evidence of them giraffing others.

‘You lads…’ the teacher whispered.
‘I didn’t come back for you sir.’ Anelious said. ‘I fight for the camels.
‘I fight for CIA’ said LittleGrizzly
‘I fight for the tax company!!’ shouted Caius
Then all three of them turned to the Girafferators who were now clearly outnumbered. Out flanked. Mic screwed from all direction.
Teachers and three reinforcements shouted
‘Today we fight for Zebras! YARGHHHHHH!!’

Three minions of giraffes was instantly captured along with Sarathos who were about to reborn as a girafferator. Realising his defeat Woads exhaustedly smiled at the teacher and asked him.
‘What’s your name?’

It was the question that the teacher was waiting for the whole game lifetime. Alas he finally felt that he is someone of worth and value.

‘My name is Beefy. Mr Beefy’
‘It was good knowing you. You make a perfect rival my man. Now do whatever you wanna do.’

Upon hearing this question Mr Beefy smiled. He ordered his five minions (coz Sarathos got Giraffed somehow..) to drag the captives to the desk. The days were finally about to get back to absolutely normal.
‘Well kids. Today we are learning African animals. E is for Elephant. G is for Gorilla. Z is for…’

Few hours later, Mr Beefy was in the Principals office. Reporting what happened in the past few days.

‘So finally I, Mr Beefy with my classes help managed to capture the villain and taught him the right knowledge.’
‘I should install the sensor sink. I feel that the normal sink will not clean the hands but make it dirty.’
‘This time I made sure that kid does not go around spreading the Giraffism. So be assured sir.’
‘I mean think about it. When you go to toilet you touch the tap right? Then once you washed your hand you have to touch it again. Remember you already touched the tap with your dirty hands. Now its contaminated again. And argh!!’
‘So ill get going then. If you need me ill be at my original classroom.’
Mr Beefy opened the door. It was pointless. He was never going to get pay rise by talking to that loone…
‘Mr Beefy?’
It was the principal. Now finally looking at the triumphed teacher instead of his shining hands.
‘What do you think of the Japans new washing toilet?’

Yup. Mr Beefy charged at the principal and literally mounted the principal smashing his face over and over. At his 68th punch on the face suddenly both Mr Beefy and Principal started laughing. Mr Beefy because he thought of something cool and principal because of extreme pain he is suffering.
‘Japans new washing toilet is great sir’ Mr Beefy answered. ‘I got one at home.’
‘Very well then. Mr Beefy. I was thinking that Gorilla is not really an African original thing. How about you teach em G is for Giraffe from now?’ the principal said.
‘Great idea sir. Don’t forget to up my payments for the next 3 years.’

Mr Beefy felt good. And right now, no matter if the sky fell, if the world turned upside down or if the giraffe dominated the world, he couldn’t care less. Because He was enjoying this very moment. And that was all it mattered to him.

Alive Players 3/10
Sarathos (well... You got Giraffed anyway ^^)
Andres
Quintus.J.Cicero

Expelled (Lynched)
anelious phyros
LittleGrizzly
Caius
Woad&Fangs (Mafia)

Giraffed! (Killed)
Shlin
pevergreen
Factionheir

TOWNS PEOPLE WINS


Hosts comments: Girafferators lost

Anyways thank you all for participating in this crazy mad looneys game. Half of my write up would be Gibbrish or garbagerish but thanks for bearing with me. Apologies if anything I did has lead to destruction of mafia or helped the townies. Its a real shame that towns won

Nah congratulations to the last three who managed to lynch the right guy and round of the applause to Woads for making this far, making the game interesting and all despite the odds were against him.

I would like a special mention of Factionheir. Managing to outwitt me by posting a townie pm a like few minutes before I do.. At that stage I was still sending out my pms

I hope you all enjoyed my game and I hope I can see you again in other mafia games or my next hosting game Fillet Royale (Or should I say Beef steak mafia with a twist?)

Thank you all for joining and I hope we can get a couple more mafia recruits so I can have my full players next time around..

[Andres]

We won!



Thanks for hosting, Beefy187

[anelious phyros]

Beefy dude you rock! Thanks for hosting.
And thanks for the camel thing, it was beatiful!

[Quintus.JC]

‘I fight for the tax company!!’ shouted Caius

Well done to Woad&Fangs for nearly deciving us all.
Thanks Sarathos for sticking with Woads when I thought it was actually Andres
And a big thank you for Beefy for hosting, we had alot of fun.

[woad&fangs]

Thanks for hosting Beefy, It was fun

I may have lost but I got some valuable end-game experience for the next time I'm a mafioso.

[Sarathos]

Thanks Beefy for the game, even though I did get giraffed...
Congrats Andres and Quintus for own town win!!!