His money, his house, his business. That the paper is trying to get high and mighty after publishing information that a mercenary gave them is probably teh funniest part of the whole tale.

Is next anyone that thinks thoughts that are immoral / perverted / breaking the law?

I have frequently visualised slowly garotting irritating relatives - sometimes even whilst talking to them... And many other things that I'd rather not share. But I do my job well, and that's what matters.