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    Default Wonk! Bata-bata-plonk! Comic sound effect thread

    Let’s do a comix sound effect thread.

    You know comic sound effects, don’t you?

    Here is a page from Street Angel to remind you:
    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 


    Now the idea of this thread is to post a sound effect or series of them, and others have to guess what they stand for.

    Here’s what happened to me early this afternoon:

    “wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-grrrrrr-grr-grrrrr-vroRRRR-RRRRRR-R-R-R-R-RRRRR.... crunk-squeeeeak! VrororrrrrrrRRR-R-RRRR.... crunk-crunk.”

    I’ll give you a clue: it hurt ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Adrian II View Post
    Let’s do a comix sound effect thread.

    You know comic sound effects, don’t you?

    Here is a page from Street Angel to remind you:



    Now the idea of this thread is to post a sound effect or series of them, and others have to guess what they stand for.

    Here’s what happened to me early this afternoon:

    “wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-grrrrrr-grr-grrrrr-vroRRRR-RRRRRR-R-R-R-R-RRRRR.... crunk-squeeeeak! VrororrrrrrrRRR-R-RRRR.... crunk-crunk.”

    I’ll give you a clue: it hurt ...
    You were riding your bicycle, as all Dutch people do, and you crashed into a car?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Craterus View Post
    You were riding your bicycle, as all Dutch people do, and you crashed into a car?
    Don't forget that he managed to injure very sensitive regions of himself when he slid off of the bike saddle....That's why there aren't any comic curses after the impact.
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    Are we allowed to use the sound effect from that Captain America strip?

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    My favourite has always been "Thwip!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pannonian View Post
    Are we allowed to use the sound effect from that Captain America strip?
    Heheh, my friend, your Google Fu is excellent. No, I wouldn't if I were you, unless your want to risk a curt "chop!" from our arborial overseer.

    Now can you guess mine? If you do, it's your turn.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Adrian II View Post
    “wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-grrrrrr-grr-grrrrr-vroRRRR-RRRRRR-R-R-R-R-RRRRR.... crunk-squeeeeak! VrororrrrrrrRRR-R-RRRR.... crunk-crunk.”
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    Is it something to do with a dog driving a lawnmower and running over a gnome?
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    Quote Originally Posted by English assassin View Post
    Is it something to do with a dog driving a lawnmower and running over a gnome?
    No. No garden gnomes, no bikes, no windmills, and no Fräulein Helga crushing my testicles beneath her wooden shoes to the tune of £ 100 an hour either.

    Second clue: it still hurts right now, even worse then earlier this afternoon.
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    Slash! Thud! Crash, Whack ! TURK ! (Unadmitted & irrelevantly genocidal evil sound effect)

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    OK ok ok ok ok I'll guess. You sprained your wrist whilst furiously pounding on you keyboard, posting that hideous camel heresy nonsense?

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    Um... vasectomy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Whacker View Post
    OK ok ok ok ok I'll guess. You sprained your wrist whilst furiously pounding on you keyboard, posting that hideous camel heresy nonsense?
    Thwapp!

    Thats the sound of an exploding meatball..

    No, no keyboard antics either.
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    Um... vasectomy?
    That is downright spiteful, young man..
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    Getting hit by a car or hitting something with a car I'd say. The Vorrrrr reminds me of a car (engine) and the squeeak would be the brakes I'd guess...
    You do have quite a bit of inspiration I must say. This must be one of the most original threads I've seen as of yet. Though I must add that is far from close to the original Bartix thread though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Craterus View Post
    Um... vasectomy?
    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

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    Thwapp!

    Thats the sound of an exploding meatball..

    No, no keyboard antics either.
    Fine then, give us a real hint damn you!

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    Root canal?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adrian II View Post
    “wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-grrrrrr-grr-grrrrr-vroRRRR-RRRRRR-R-R-R-R-RRRRR.... crunk-squeeeeak! VrororrrrrrrRRR-R-RRRR.... crunk-crunk.”
    Fine, let's break this down using highly methodical scientific analysis methodology methods.

    "wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-"

    This is the Dutchistan spelling of the English "WHEEEEE!!", so clearly he was enjoying himself.

    "grrrrrr-grr-grrrrr-"

    Suddenly he became angry.

    "vroRRRR-RRRRRR-R-R-R-R-RRRRR"

    Because he went to start the motor in his Trabant, and it idles like a very angry blender except with half the horsepower.

    ".... crunk-squeeeeak!"

    When suddenly it threw a piston, which smashed through the cylinder head and bonked around inside the engine bay before smacking him squarely in the face.

    "VrororrrrrrrRRR-R-RRRR...."

    And the engine breathed it's last.

    "crunk-crunk."

    Then his stereo died in the middle of playing "Family Affair" by Mary J. Blige.

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    Quote Originally Posted by drone View Post
    Root canal?
    Oh yeah, baby!

    First the drill in overdrive, then it goes into your molar, deeeep into your molar till it almost gets stuck there... and finally the screeching sound of the f****** little hook. Scraping. Your. Root. Canal.

    Ughhh ...

    Your turn, Drone.

    EDIT
    Don't forget 'Ka-pow!'
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    Or a root canal. My last guess would have been a colonoscopy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Whacker View Post
    My last guess would have been a colonoscopy.
    A colonoscopy in Mother Teresa's clinic maybe, not in my country.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Adrian II View Post
    A colonoscopy in Mother Teresa's clinic maybe, not in my country.
    Did they try to convert you before doing your root canal?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pannonian View Post
    Did they try to convert you before doing your root canal?
    No, but I started praying spontaneously halfway through the treatment.

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    No, but I started praying spontaneously halfway through the treatment.

    ouch...




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    Why didn't you just ask for enough nitrous to send your ass to Pluto while they did the root canal?

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    That picture shows exactly how it feels...

    It'll hurt for a day or two, should get better though (funny, isn't it, it's supposed to be dead now, but it still hurts like hell) . If the dentist gave you antibiotics and/or anti inflammatory medication: don't forget to take them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Andres View Post
    If the dentist gave you antibiotics and/or anti inflammatory medication: don't forget to take them.
    Take 'em? Yourself? Are you completely mad?

    That stuff is worth lots of cash on the streets...
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