Wonk! Bata-bata-plonk! Comic sound effect thread

[Adrian II]

Let’s do a comix sound effect thread.

You know comic sound effects, don’t you?

Here is a page from Street Angel to remind you:

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Now the idea of this thread is to post a sound effect or series of them, and others have to guess what they stand for.

Here’s what happened to me early this afternoon:

“wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-grrrrrr-grr-grrrrr-vroRRRR-RRRRRR-R-R-R-R-RRRRR.... crunk-squeeeeak! VrororrrrrrrRRR-R-RRRR.... crunk-crunk.”

I’ll give you a clue: it hurt ...

[Whacker]

[Craterus]

Let’s do a comix sound effect thread.

You know comic sound effects, don’t you?

Here is a page from Street Angel to remind you:



Now the idea of this thread is to post a sound effect or series of them, and others have to guess what they stand for.

Here’s what happened to me early this afternoon:

“wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-grrrrrr-grr-grrrrr-vroRRRR-RRRRRR-R-R-R-R-RRRRR.... crunk-squeeeeak! VrororrrrrrrRRR-R-RRRR.... crunk-crunk.”

I’ll give you a clue: it hurt ...

You were riding your bicycle, as all Dutch people do, and you crashed into a car?

[Uesugi Kenshin]

You were riding your bicycle, as all Dutch people do, and you crashed into a car?

Don't forget that he managed to injure very sensitive regions of himself when he slid off of the bike saddle....That's why there aren't any comic curses after the impact.

[Pannonian]

Are we allowed to use the sound effect from that Captain America strip?

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

My favourite has always been "Thwip!"

[Adrian II]

Are we allowed to use the sound effect from that Captain America strip?

Heheh, my friend, your Google Fu is excellent. No, I wouldn't if I were you, unless your want to risk a curt "chop!" from our arborial overseer.

Now can you guess mine? If you do, it's your turn.

[English assassin]

Is it something to do with a dog driving a lawnmower and running over a gnome?

[Adrian II]

Is it something to do with a dog driving a lawnmower and running over a gnome?

No. No garden gnomes, no bikes, no windmills, and no Fräulein Helga crushing my testicles beneath her wooden shoes to the tune of £ 100 an hour either.

Second clue: it still hurts right now, even worse then earlier this afternoon.

[LeftEyeNine]

Slash! Thud! Crash, Whack ! TURK ! (Unadmitted & irrelevantly genocidal evil sound effect)

[Kekvit Irae]

No, I wouldn't if I were you

So I shall.

[Louis VI the Fat]

“wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-grrrrrr-grr-grrrrr-vroRRRR-RRRRRR-R-R-R-R-RRRRR.... crunk-squeeeeak! VrororrrrrrrRRR-R-RRRR.... crunk-crunk.”

The sound of your battered spine after only your first first push-up after you decided it was finally time to take some exercise?

[Whacker]

“wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-grrrrrr-grr-grrrrr-vroRRRR-RRRRRR-R-R-R-R-RRRRR.... crunk-squeeeeak! VrororrrrrrrRRR-R-RRRR.... crunk-crunk.”

Fine, let's break this down using highly methodical scientific analysis methodology methods.

"wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-"

This is the Dutchistan spelling of the English "WHEEEEE!!", so clearly he was enjoying himself.

"grrrrrr-grr-grrrrr-"

Suddenly he became angry.

"vroRRRR-RRRRRR-R-R-R-R-RRRRR"

Because he went to start the motor in his Trabant, and it idles like a very angry blender except with half the horsepower.

".... crunk-squeeeeak!"

When suddenly it threw a piston, which smashed through the cylinder head and bonked around inside the engine bay before smacking him squarely in the face.

"VrororrrrrrrRRR-R-RRRR...."

And the engine breathed it's last.

"crunk-crunk."

Then his stereo died in the middle of playing "Family Affair" by Mary J. Blige.