Quote Originally Posted by Adrian II View Post
“wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-grrrrrr-grr-grrrrr-vroRRRR-RRRRRR-R-R-R-R-RRRRR.... crunk-squeeeeak! VrororrrrrrrRRR-R-RRRR.... crunk-crunk.”
Fine, let's break this down using highly methodical scientific analysis methodology methods.

"wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-"

This is the Dutchistan spelling of the English "WHEEEEE!!", so clearly he was enjoying himself.

"grrrrrr-grr-grrrrr-"

Suddenly he became angry.

"vroRRRR-RRRRRR-R-R-R-R-RRRRR"

Because he went to start the motor in his Trabant, and it idles like a very angry blender except with half the horsepower.

".... crunk-squeeeeak!"

When suddenly it threw a piston, which smashed through the cylinder head and bonked around inside the engine bay before smacking him squarely in the face.

"VrororrrrrrrRRR-R-RRRR...."

And the engine breathed it's last.

"crunk-crunk."

Then his stereo died in the middle of playing "Family Affair" by Mary J. Blige.