Originally Posted by Craterus: You were riding your bicycle, as all Dutch people do, and you crashed into a car?
Don't forget that he managed to injure very sensitive regions of himself when he slid off of the bike saddle....That's why there aren't any comic curses after the impact.
Originally Posted by Adrian II: “wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-grrrrrr-grr-grrrrr-vroRRRR-RRRRRR-R-R-R-R-RRRRR.... crunk-squeeeeak! VrororrrrrrrRRR-R-RRRR.... crunk-crunk.”
The sound of your battered spine after only your first first push-up after you decided it was finally time to take some exercise?
Originally Posted by English assassin: Is it something to do with a dog driving a lawnmower and running over a gnome?
No. No garden gnomes, no bikes, no windmills, and no Fräulein Helga crushing my testicles beneath her wooden shoes to the tune of £ 100 an hour either.
Second clue: it still hurts right now, even worse then earlier this afternoon.
Originally Posted by Whacker: OK ok ok ok ok I'll guess. You sprained your wrist whilst furiously pounding on you keyboard, posting that hideous camel heresy nonsense?
Getting hit by a car or hitting something with a car I'd say. The Vorrrrr reminds me of a car (engine) and the squeeak would be the brakes I'd guess...
You do have quite a bit of inspiration I must say. This must be one of the most original threads I've seen as of yet. Though I must add that is far from close to the original Bartix thread though.
Originally Posted by Adrian II: “wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-grrrrrr-grr-grrrrr-vroRRRR-RRRRRR-R-R-R-R-RRRRR.... crunk-squeeeeak! VrororrrrrrrRRR-R-RRRR.... crunk-crunk.”
Fine, let's break this down using highly methodical scientific analysis methodology methods.
"wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-"
This is the Dutchistan spelling of the English "WHEEEEE!!", so clearly he was enjoying himself.
"grrrrrr-grr-grrrrr-"
Suddenly he became angry.
"vroRRRR-RRRRRR-R-R-R-R-RRRRR"
Because he went to start the motor in his Trabant, and it idles like a very angry blender except with half the horsepower.
".... crunk-squeeeeak!"
When suddenly it threw a piston, which smashed through the cylinder head and bonked around inside the engine bay before smacking him squarely in the face.
"VrororrrrrrrRRR-R-RRRR...."
And the engine breathed it's last.
"crunk-crunk."
Then his stereo died in the middle of playing "Family Affair" by Mary J. Blige.
First the drill in overdrive, then it goes into your molar, deeeep into your molar till it almost gets stuck there... and finally the screeching sound of the f****** little hook. Scraping. Your. Root. Canal.
It'll hurt for a day or two, should get better though (funny, isn't it, it's supposed to be dead now, but it still hurts like hell) . If the dentist gave you antibiotics and/or anti inflammatory medication: don't forget to take them.