What would offend a Celt?
Hide his menhir?
Kidnap his druid?
Tell him he is a mythical creation of Hellenic/Roman xenophobia compounded with 19th century sectarian/nationalist sentiment?
Cheeky fellow, there's lots of people who call themselves Celts.
They live in their ancient homelands of Brooklyn and possibly Queens, and worship at the shrine of the Gallo-Lenape deity Tammany![]()
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