I know. -_-' I was just making fun of a possible:
"Random guy: No
Vercingetorix: Oh yeah? Hehehe. HOW DO YOU LIKE THIS? *cuts off one of his own ears
Random guy: ...Eew. Ugh...Still no..
Vercingetorix: You sure? Really? Then.. *cuts off the other ear and takes off one eye*
Random guy: ...Okay...
Vercingetorix: Really? YAY!!"
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