Your post gave me a strange idea and a good laugh:
The romans were like this guy who got dressed as a girl and raped in prison, and when he's back in the 'hood, he gets even with the world by bullying everybody and his dog.
Modern version: NO, I WAS NO PRISON BITCH!
Roman version: NO, ROME WASN'T SACKED, THE GEESE SAVED US!
for a little reference on the joke:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_the_Allia
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