tell one of us, we ain't a Celt. someone did that to me back in the last month of school this year. busted his nose in a rage. Wasn't the OOONLY thing he said tho, but thats what really set me off haha.

Thats really only because we are a dying breed these days. Celts were very numerous. The "celt empire" spread from central Europe (around Austria) to all across northern Europe. not united, even so thats quite the achievement for one culture to spread so vastly.

Insulting a Celts honour, forcing him to his knees, defiling his wife, insulting his gods, Hell spit in his face, just simple things like that. Or you could always just dress him up like a prostitute and drag him through Rome?