What would offend a Celt?

[Jolt]

The Tarim basin mummies are remarkable and very well preserved, but they are not Celtic and any claim to the contrary is just sensationalism. The two characteristics that led to this claim were firstly that the mummies were tall with fair skin and hair and that they wore some clothing with a tartan pattern on it. The first is entirely irrelevant because many Central Asian peoples were Iranian and thus tall and fair (nomadic skeletons of Sarmatians have been found which measure almost 7 feet in height!), while the latter is almost certainly just coincidence. Basically, a single author postulated that they could have been a group of Indo-European peoples who migrated to central Europe and later became the Celts, and this was picked up and amplified in the echo chamber that is the media. As to the claim that the DNA matches, could you cite a source for this? With what did they match the DNA?

I do not know whether it is a coincidence or not. As far as sources go, I'd say that my archaeological teacher would be a good one. I'm merely retransmitting what I heard in the said class. As to what did they match with in the DNA, I'd suppose something on the line of European present-day citizens, though I am by no means anywhere near an informed people as to DNA proceedures, so I can't really give any answer not based on my common sense.