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**KarlXII** · 07-30-2008, 06:48

So Org, I'm in some legal trouble. After getting into a fight with a number of people, I was told a court order was to make me stay a set number of feet away from someone I fought with. Living in a small town, it was impossible to abide by the terms of the contract. It was then that lawyers arrived, and informed me I could no longer live in the neighborhood. It was then my mom got scared, she said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo home to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8and I yelled to the cabby yo holmes smell ya later Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

**Csargo** · 07-30-2008, 07:19

I highly doubt you have an aunt and uncle in Bel-Air. I doubt you are of noble blood either.

**seireikhaan** · 07-30-2008, 07:20

Neat story.

For some reason though, I got a major sense of deja vu though.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read:

**Tratorix** · 07-30-2008, 07:21

You should pitch this to a network. Sounds like comedy gold to me.

**Ice** · 07-30-2008, 07:22

Originally Posted by SwedishFish

So Org, I'm in some legal trouble. After getting into a fight with a number of people, I was told a court order was to make me stay a set number of feet away from someone I fought with. Living in a small town, it was impossible to abide by the terms of the contract. It was then that lawyers arrived, and informed me I could no longer live in the neighborhood. It was then my mom got scared, she said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo home to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8and I yelled to the cabby yo holmes smell ya later Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

You had me going until "... with your auntie"

**Veho Nex** · 07-30-2008, 07:28

GAH IT IS /b/ ALL OVER AGAIN RUNNNN!!!

**Mikeus Caesar** · 07-30-2008, 09:16

**Kekvit Irae** · 07-30-2008, 09:46

Oh snapz. I just got Bel-Aired!

**Somebody Else** · 07-30-2008, 12:27

Can't we have some fresh material?

SE

**naut** · 07-30-2008, 13:03

Oh noes the axe man is gone. Where's BKS, bring teh:

**ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88** · 08-02-2008, 16:04

Originally Posted by SwedishFish

So Org, I'm in some legal trouble. After getting into a fight with a number of people, I was told a court order was to make me stay a set number of feet away from someone I fought with. Living in a small town, it was impossible to abide by the terms of the contract. It was then that lawyers arrived, and informed me I could no longer live in the neighborhood. It was then my mom got scared, she said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo home to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8and I yelled to the cabby yo holmes smell ya later Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

You Could Live In Castle 2_5_2 With My Swiss Army