So....

[KarlXII]

So Org, I'm in some legal trouble. After getting into a fight with a number of people, I was told a court order was to make me stay a set number of feet away from someone I fought with. Living in a small town, it was impossible to abide by the terms of the contract. It was then that lawyers arrived, and informed me I could no longer live in the neighborhood. It was then my mom got scared, she said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo home to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8and I yelled to the cabby yo holmes smell ya later Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

[Csargo]

I highly doubt you have an aunt and uncle in Bel-Air. I doubt you are of noble blood either.

[seireikhaan]

Neat story.

For some reason though, I got a major sense of deja vu though.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

[Tratorix]

You should pitch this to a network. Sounds like comedy gold to me.

[Ice]

So Org, I'm in some legal trouble. After getting into a fight with a number of people, I was told a court order was to make me stay a set number of feet away from someone I fought with. Living in a small town, it was impossible to abide by the terms of the contract. It was then that lawyers arrived, and informed me I could no longer live in the neighborhood. It was then my mom got scared, she said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo home to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8and I yelled to the cabby yo holmes smell ya later Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

You had me going until "... with your auntie"

[Veho Nex]

GAH IT IS /b/ ALL OVER AGAIN RUNNNN!!!

[Mikeus Caesar]

[Kekvit Irae]

Oh snapz. I just got Bel-Aired!

[Somebody Else]

Can't we have some fresh material?

SE

[naut]

Oh noes the axe man is gone. Where's BKS, bring teh:

[InsaneApache]

Now there's a thought. With the lumberjacks' axe now removed, what do we get in it's place? As BKS is a Welsh medic, may I suggest an anal probe!

[Viking]

Thread closed!!!

[naut]

I wonder if BKS will prescribe any warning points.

[LittleGrizzly]

One of the few shows i know the start off word for word, although i never knew he said dice in the mirror, i thought it was some weired slang word like dicin mere, i haven't got a clue what i thought it meant but it seemed to stay in time with will...

[Craterus]

One of the few shows i know the start off word for word, although i never knew he said dice in the mirror, i thought it was some weired slang word like dicin mere, i haven't got a clue what i thought it meant but it seemed to stay in time with will...

Could that mean you didn't know it word for word?

[Motep]

You had me believing you untill "your mom got scared". Is sad, bacause I am watching the show on youtube...

[KarlXII]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

Sorry guys, an apology in the link above.

[Tratorix]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

Sorry guys, an apology in the link above.

I knew what was coming , but I clicked anyway. By the way, are you trying to get in trouble?

[Husar]

Hey, that's a cool song, heard it before I think.

[Csargo]

I'm never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

[KarlXII]

Thread closed!!!

[Andres]

Thread closed!!!

How about a scalpel?



Closed!

[naut]

That's a sharp choice Andres, I like it. I wonder if BKS will use it. It cuts straight to the point. Much like B's axe.

[Veho Nex]

This is the most depressing thread ever... the responses and everything... makes me wonder... and think... Its something about the game.... not really sure though... OHHH YEAH

YOU ALL JUST LOST THE GAME!!

[Banquo's Ghost]

This is not my patch, but I would have thought you fellows would have more respect for the tradition of the Frontroom than to start and contribute to a spam thread when you know Beirut has left us and BKS is often busy.

Come on chaps - this Org is not about moderators having to chase people around with sharp and insertable objects, but a common effort to make this the best forum around. Let's respect the rules even if mods are otherwise engaged.

[InsaneApache]

This is not my patch, but I would have thought you fellows would have more respect for the tradition of the Frontroom than to start and contribute to a spam thread when you know Beirut has left us and BKS is often busy.

Come on chaps - this Org is not about moderators having to chase people around with sharp and insertable objects, but a common effort to make this the best forum around. Let's respect the rules even if mods are otherwise engaged.

spoilsport.

[Abokasee]

Perhaps a Bardiche or Pony killer?



-Thread Closed-


BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

Back On topic:

Well "restraining order" (or whatever there calling it this month) can be a bitch, Especially If your neighbours, of course its also lame if lawyers tell to move home, gone are the days when a Big Cleaving weapon could solve your problems, I would recomend moving to "The Zone" in 2012 after they have another accident at chernobly, but that would be considering that S.T.A.L.K.E.R. is a prediction, not fiction, so no help there.

...I have failed to ressurect this thread to what it should be, so now I must....

[Warmaster Horus]

Well, seriously, I think this thread proves that the Frontroom needs at least two moderators.

[Mikeus Caesar]

Well, seriously, I think this thread proves that the Frontroom needs at least two moderators.

Quietly nominating one's self, are we...?

[InsaneApache]

DevDave surely.