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    Default Your armament of choice

    What would be your armament of choice? You may choose anything from the world, not just EB factions, as long as it is within the EB time frame (no katanas) =] The set of gear also have to be within the same cultural sphere. (so you cant be using a lian-nu while wearing lorica hamata)

    Oh...might as well state why and where do you intend to fight in...=P

    I'll start things rolling: (=P guess what I want to be)

    A crossbow and straight-sword.

    bronze helm.

    Lamellar shirt (covering down to the knees).

    Reason: I'm not good at melee fighting, standing in a firing line and shooting at enemies at a nice comfortable 300 yards away seems a safer bet...of course, if I'm forced to draw my sword it would mean I'm pretty screwed)


    p.s. a balloon to the first person to choose nothing (absolutly nothing, not even clothes) but a celtic sword, shield and some "magic potion"




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    Default Re: Your armament of choice

    A rhomphaia and....



    nothing else, just a rhomphaia.

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    Default Re: Your armament of choice

    Spear main, hand axe for backup, Scutum.

    Dunno about armor, probably just some chainmail or something.

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    Nothing (absolutely nothing, not even clothes) but a celtic sword, shield and some "magic potion".

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    Depends on my mood.

    Calm: A nice big scutum and gladius for close quarters, and a big stash of javelins to preferably kill my enemies off at a safe distance with beforehand- just like my Mount and Blade "Hegemony" mod character ;)

    Angry: A big bottle of ephedrine and caffeine pills (yes I know, not available in that form at the time) and the biggest, most brutal and nasty weapon I could possibly get my hands on! Maybe a giant axe or falx or something of that sort. It would be like an ultra violent tazmanian devil on crack til I died.
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    http://www.wowwiki.com/Gorehowl
    A two handed battle axe like that.

    Heavy Celtic chain with a helmet covered by a Bear-head(like the Wargonez and Velites)

    A long bearskin cloak.

    And the whole kit is heavily adorned with runes and Symbols of Thor and Tyr.


    Also, lots of drugs and beer.


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    Default Re: Your armament of choice

    a horse (you see where I'm going)
    a composite bow
    and a comfortable saddle.

    let's ride baby

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    Quote Originally Posted by Poulp' View Post
    a horse (you see where I'm going)
    a composite bow
    and a comfortable saddle.

    let's ride baby
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    rhomphaia!
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    Gladius Hispaneisus, Scutum, 2 Pila, Scale armor, and a Spartan-style helmet. Best of all EB cultures.

    or maybe scale armor, a huge falx, a godilic hammer if the falx breaks, that awesome Baktrian Cataphract helmet, and the Gestatae drug
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    hmm... maybe a kopis, an ovalish shield, linothorax or some really light armour, a bronze helmet, and several javelins.

    or just nothing at all except for javelins and a small shield...
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    Nasty Parthian mace, plate on mail armor, iron veil + thracian helmet, and the Macedonian aspis.


    Maybe a silk robe over it. I'd be like that one unit from The Broken Crescent.


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    same as an hetaroi kataphraktoi (late baktrian bodyguards)

    can I use a falx as a backup?
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    A giant sword and shield whatever the Gaestatae tripped on. And nothing else. Not even a loincloth.

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    Default Re: Your armament of choice

    a composite bow, i don't want to be in the middle of the battle, i wanna kill without being killed

    a spear if an enemy raider gets too close

    a straight sword and a small shield (like the ones that the cretan archers have)
    if the thing gets tough

    and if i'm really, really screwed... a little dagger in the belt



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    On foot: 9-foot doru and aspis, xiphos for when things get messier than usual; bronze cuirass with pteryges, italo-corinthian helmet (the one with ear cutouts), bronze bracers and greaves.

    On horseback: 12-foot xyston, but no shield for easier movement, a makhaira for the messy stuff; same armor as above except I'd replace the italo-corinthian with an attic type for added visability.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reverend Joe View Post
    ...and whatever the Gaestatae tripped on.
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    He means whatever version of PCP they used.

    Not too sure. I'd like to say, Ceannlann armour *the Dubosaverlacica version with leg+arm armour*, a celtic longsword, a few soliferum, a sagaris battleaxe, and a spear. Cutting a bloody swath through the enemy army.

    Reality? I'll be joining Poulp' with a nice compound bow, a full quiver or two, a fine steppe pony, and a longsword I pray I'd never need to actually use.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reverend Joe View Post
    whatever the Gaestatae tripped on.
    A rock?

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    Toga, quill pen, parchment and a hetairoi-like helmet.
    Because "the pen hurts more than the sword" (the helmet I think would be cool however).
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    Chain mail, spear, longsword, good helmet, big, Celtic Arjos kind of shield, and some Boots of Haste to run quicker.

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    boots of haste? <_< do you happen to have once played...DoTA?




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    Quote Originally Posted by The Celtic Viking View Post
    Chain mail, spear, longsword, good helmet, big, Celtic Arjos kind of shield, and some Boots of Haste to run quicker.
    Nah Id rather use some boots of travel and a divine reaper to go through everyone lol

    On a real note.....

    Probably have to arm myself with....

    A Mace, a small hand axe, an attic helmet, some chain mail, bronze plates (like the ones the iberian units use) some bronze greaves........and most likely something to drive me into a bloody rage

    And a few daggers....in case Im thrown down or something >.>

    Yeah im screwed if I'm front line.... no shield = insta death lol

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    Let's see... Scale Mail, Massive Composite Bow, about 300 Arrows (150 AP, 150 Barbed), Huge Strong Horse, Armour for my horse, Long Lance with a hook on the end (for hamstringing), and a Kopis Sword. Better yet, a Kukri. Me = PWN!

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    A big mushy beard, a loincloth and a really oversized falx, plus the fastest horse in the neighbourhood. My plan is to run towards the enemy screaming, with the aim of causing a rout. If it doesn´t work, I jump the horse and ride away, dettering any pursuers by singing the worst version of "Baby we were born to run" since Bruce Springsteen´s one.
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    I'd offer my protection to a Vasci king

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    Actually, I'd just arm myself with Hiro Nakamura

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    Hmmm,
    Nisean warhorse, composite bow, lamellar "Kataphraktos" , lamellar cuirass, cheires, Kontos, and a really pissed-off attitude.

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    I am surprised that no one haven't mentioned my favorite yet..

    Oh well .. I probably would take .. lorica segmentata .. the best armour in the world

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