I need help..... with playing EB

[Megas Methuselah]

Makedon:

They have clear-cut goal of bringing Hellenism to the known world. You can start by uniting the Balkans in a bloody, decade long struggle. Afterwards, you'll have to unite ALL of Alexander's broken empire in the east, continue to India, the Steppes, even. Not quite done yet, fulfill Alexander's ambition to take Arabia. Not only this, but the Hellenic colonies in the west are probably under the ruling yoke of Barbarians, from whom you must "free," and bring civilization to said barbarians.

In other words, just take everything in the map during beatiful wars lasting centuries, and costing millions of lives in the process...


EDIT: If this doesn't work, I suggest marijuana.