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    Drop everything you're doing and make preparations to move to Sweden.

    Swedish teen girls have more sex with one another

    More teenage girls than boys have had sex with someone of the same gender, according to a new dissertation from the Sahlgrenska Academy in Gothenburg.

    The result comes as no surprise to the researcher, midwife Gun Rembeck, who works at the primary care clinic in southern Älvsborg.

    “I work at the youth health centre and asked the staff there what they thought before I told them about the results. They answered right away that there are more girls,” she said.

    Altogether 440 girls and boys aged 17 were questioned for the study.

    “It was 6.1 percent of the girls who answered that they had had sex with someone of the same gender, while 1.7 percent of boys said the same thing,” Rembeck explained.

    No one is quite sure why the answers are so different between the sexes.

    “It may be that girls feel their way forward without identifying themselves as either homo- or heterosexual,” said Rembeck.

    She thinks that girls are also more inclined to experiment than boys.

    “There is less of a taboo for girls. During their teenage years girls are often a bit more intimate with each other in their own way. Boys are often more worried, afraid to diverge, and the expressed norm is to not be homosexual," Rembeck said.

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    New holiday plans must be made, amsterdam will have to wait for another time!
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    Homosexual activity is homosexual activity. In the interest of fairness I oppose all kinds.
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    If you were at a cool party and two fit women starting kissing would you turn your head in disgust at the homosexaul activity or watch with mouth open wide...?
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    Quote Originally Posted by LittleGrizzly View Post
    New holiday plans must be made, amsterdam will have to wait for another time!
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    blasphemy

    Ill admit its a close second but even with my love for cannabis my love for swedish lesbians is stronger....
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    You love Swedish saphics? You must be a girl.
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    I don't understand the enthusiasm. All this means is that they're LESS likely to sleep with you losers...

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    I thought that at first but reading into the article indicates they are more bi curious than actually lesbian... either that or i could go with the i like a challenge answer... that would be lies though... i could just be looking for more enthusiastic girls in 'films'... i could be hoping for a threesome!... theres a small chance i may be joking of course....

    sidenote, i have always thought that the more gay guys there are the better, if like half of british men were gay there would be a whole lot more available girls... thought i would share that with you...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Craterus View Post
    I don't understand the enthusiasm. All this means is that they're LESS likely to sleep with you losers...
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    Well if we work off the assumtion that less is more (and lets face it it can be true alot) and if we work off the assumption that one who is a loser to some people is a genuis to others then we are left with....

    All this means is that they're MORE likely to sleep with you genuises

    An insult or compliment is defined by how the person/people it is aimed at take it... and i for one am grateful for craterus's kind words... ;)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Craterus View Post
    I don't understand the enthusiasm. All this means is that they're LESS likely to sleep with you losers...
    Well, they're not very likely to sleep with a loser here, so there I at least have an excuse

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    440 x 6.1% is about 27. Ie - Not an even number.

    Anyone else having the same thoughts as me?
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    Quote Originally Posted by LittleGrizzly View Post
    I thought that at first but reading into the article indicates they are more bi curious than actually lesbian...
    Well..

    “It’s possible that girls who know they are oriented toward homosexuality have become sexually active earlier than boys,” she added.
    Perhaps they're not interested in you after all.
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    Is this thing for lesbians a typical American... err, thing? The way I see it there's nothing hot with it at all since, as Craterus pointed out, they're not very likely to be attracted to you (given that you are a man, of course).
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    I did not mean to cause any offence, my dear Whacker.
    Then again, I didn't intend any compliments either, Grizz.


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    Quote:
    “It’s possible that girls who know they are oriented toward homosexuality have become sexually active earlier than boys,” she added.
    Perhaps they're not interested in you after all.

    I see your lesbians... i counter with bisexual girls

    “It may be that girls feel their way forward without identifying themselves as either homo- or heterosexual,” said Rembeck.

    She thinks that girls are also more inclined to experiment than boys.


    I would assume this would be true in at least most western countries, i have seen plenty of girls kiss that have boyfriends, whereas i have never seen a guy who declared himself straight kissing another guy, only ever known one gay guy whereas i have known quite a few lesbians or bisexuals... i don't usually ask them to define it for me...

    I did not mean to cause any offence, my dear Whacker.
    Then again, I didn't intend any compliments either, Grizz.

    I have already taken the 'compliment' :p
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    Quote Originally Posted by LittleGrizzly View Post
    I would assume this would be true in at least most western countries, i have seen plenty of girls kiss that have boyfriends, whereas i have never seen a guy who declared himself straight kissing another guy, only ever known one gay guy whereas i have known quite a few lesbians or bisexuals... i don't usually ask them to define it for me...
    Does this kissing have anything to do with sexuality, though?
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    Does this kissing have anything to do with sexuality, though?

    imo... yes, obviously im not taking a peck on the cheek here, it doesn't nessecerily mean they are lesbians but (in the words of the article)

    “It may be that girls feel their way forward without identifying themselves as either homo- or heterosexual,” said Rembeck.

    She thinks that girls are also more inclined to experiment than boys.

    “There is less of a taboo for girls. During their teenage years girls are often a bit more intimate with each other in their own way.

    So yes would be my answer...
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    Should I bring my Tempurpedic memory foam mattress with me or will my needs be provided for by my new socialistic overlord ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by LittleGrizzly View Post
    blasphemy

    Ill admit its a close second but even with my love for cannabis my love for swedish lesbians is stronger....
    Unless the latter is guaranteed in great numbers I'd stick to the world's finest Cannabis.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LittleGrizzly View Post
    Does this kissing have anything to do with sexuality, though?

    imo... yes, obviously im not taking a peck on the cheek here, it doesn't nessecerily mean they are lesbians but (in the words of the article)

    “It may be that girls feel their way forward without identifying themselves as either homo- or heterosexual,” said Rembeck.

    She thinks that girls are also more inclined to experiment than boys.

    “There is less of a taboo for girls. During their teenage years girls are often a bit more intimate with each other in their own way.

    So yes would be my answer...
    But you haven't really come up with a rationale for your answer. Kissing someone is a far step from, yeah, you know.
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    Let's get this straight: what counts as lesbian sex?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hosakawa Tito View Post
    Should I bring my Tempurpedic memory foam mattress with me or will my needs be provided for by my new socialistic overlord ?
    Well we would need to investigate the mattress, it is supposed to only make hot females (particulary of the bisexual type) move here, the rest is only supposed to be turned into commies, so I guess you bring it along and we replace it with a new improved version.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Craterus View Post
    Let's get this straight: what counts as lesbian sex?


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    I still think a certain small bear carried this thread when he said 'there is a small chance that I may be joking..'

    As an ever-curious male from decadent Europe I find this news mesmerizing, and the accompanying thoughts and images rather interesting. The attraction to men of course is in the fact that you may identify with either or both of the girls without feeling shut out as a participant. I think I would prefer that scene to smoking some 'exciting' vegetable in Amsterdam. And this is from the original weed-artist Adrian II..

    .. who by the way tremendously enjoyed Antonioni's Blow-Up from 1966..
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    Quote Originally Posted by a certain small bear
    sidenote, i have always thought that the more gay guys there are the better, if like half of british men were gay there would be a whole lot more available girls... thought i would share that with you...
    Lets you and I find us that "gay bomb" and put it good use, hmm?

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    Sweden , the reason why there are tsunamis in the Indian ocean .

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    awesome.

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