Mini Simpsons Mafia (Game Thread) [Concluded]

[Askthepizzaguy]

I think town was "stuffed" when they lynched their police investigator.

[Motep]

I say now, that If I am lynched, nothing really significant happens. However, if the murderer attacks me, I have a 50% chance at killing him!

And to Sarathos, I dont buy it!

[Askthepizzaguy]

Sarathos: 4 (Fenring, El Diablo, Elite Ferret, Motep)
Motep: 4 (WH, Quintus.JC, Craterus, Sarathos)
Warmaster Horus: 1 (Beefy 187)
Elite Ferret: 1 (Ibn-Khaldun)

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Lynchings:

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

"This is Kent Brockman with your channel 6 action news special report.

Three nights after the grisly Simpson murders, our once bright and cheerful little town has devolved into total darkness. It seems that, without Police Chief Wiggum to keep order, and with no new suspects, the town has chosen to randomly execute innocent civilians. Tonight, we see the crowd closing in on Springfield Elementary, where Groundskeeper Willie reportedly resides in a humble dwelling. Once again, loyal viewers, I will be giving you live coverage of this horrendous human atrocity, as we watch otherwise civilized people turn on one another. I am sure to get a Peabody for this!

Reverend Lovejoy:
"In here, my loyal sheep! God has told me in a vision that the perverted, drunken murderer dwells inside this ramshackle shed! May the unmerciful and righteous anger and thirst for vengeance within you all bring the godless heathen to his goat-like knees!"

Groundskeeper Willie:
"Ach, come in here and say that, ya wee dress-wearin' Bible-thumpin' pansy! I'll show you what Willie can do!"

Lovejoy:
"Bring it on, your heathen murderer! May God have mercy on your blackened soul!"

Willie:
"I'll ground up your internal organs and turn them all into haggis!"

Kent Brockman:
"It appears as if the good reverend has gotten into a violent battle to the death with Springfield's notoriously drunk, and superhumanly strong, greased Scotsman. Willie appears to have the upper hand, and he is strangling Reverend Lovejoy and bashing is head against a giant vat of kitchen grease he apparently keeps inside his shack. Lovejoy apparently has no experience in this sort of physical contest, and is being pulverized like a headless chicken."

Willie:
"Ya should'na entered my home, you crouton-eatin' surrender monkey! Willie's shack is the only place on school grounds outside all laws of Man and God. Now it's Willie's turn to unleash hellfire and brimstone on ya! Taste my grease, ya Jesus-lovin' bedwetter!"

Brockman:
"Groundkeeper Willie is drowning the beaten Reverend in the Elementary School's frying grease!"

Willie:
"I was savin' that grease for my retirement... now you've gone and ruined it wit' yer blood and your dead corpse... how am I supposed to sell this stuff now? Now burn in hell, and learn to play a proper organ while you are down there. Suck my bagpipes, churchy!"

Kent Brockman:
Willie has just murdered the town Reverend right in front of an angry mob. There is no doubt now, that even if the serial killer hasn't been found, a cold-blooded murderer will be lynched tonight."

Willie:
"Ach! I was just defendin' myself, you telepromter-readin' pants-wearin' catamite!"

Kent Brockman:
"Nevertheless, the angry mob wants justice. Ta-ta!"

Willie:
"Ya ain't seen the last of Willie! If you kill me, I will become more powerful than ye can possibly imagine! I'm warnin' ye... the bloodshed has only just beginnnnn!"

Kent Brockman:
"The angry mob is battering Willie with pitchforks, torches, and Bibles. They have Willie pinned down, and someone is apparently driving a very large and painful-looking lawnmower towards Willie's head. What you're about to witness is the most gruesome spectacle ever before televised. I'm being informed that we need to take a quick commercial break. And now, a word from our sponsors."

Cuts to a commercial.

"Tonight on FOX: America's most violent mobs caught on tape! You don't want to miss the thrilling and blood-splattering action! See innocent people get brutally destroyed for your viewing entertainment! From the people who brought you FOXXX, a 24-hour adult film channel with kid-friendly programming! Also tune in to FOX-News, which contains unbiased reporting, news, and debate from all sides of the Republican party. We return you to our regularly scheduled broadcasting."

Brockman:
"That is the most disturbing thing I have ever seen. It will take over three months and a team of eight hundred people to clean up the awful mess left behind from that depraved act of mob justice. Groundskeeper Willie, and Reverend Lovejoy, both met their violent end tonight. I sincerely hope that there are no other lynchings or murders for at least 24 hours."

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Murder:

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Moe the Bartender was watching the events unfold down at Moe's Tavern, witnessing the grim spectacle, through 12 inches of crystal clear black-and-white, rabbit-eared glory.

"Gee, maybe I should attend the next lynching, it should be fun!"

A voice came from the shadows:
"But do you really think you will live that long?"

Moe:
"It's you again... haven't you terrorized Springfield long enough? Stay back, I've got a shotgun behind this bar!"

Dark figure:
"You mean.... this shotgun?"

Moe gasps.
The dark figure remains silent.

Moe:
"I have just one question. WHY are you killing everyone in Springfield?"

Dark figure:
"Wouldn't YOU like to know?"

Moe:
"Yeah, I kinda would. That was the whole point of my question."

Dark figure:
"I'll give you three hints..."

The dark figure fired at Moe, spilling his guts all over his various liquor cabinets, shattering bottles of alcohol everywhere. The lights in the bar flickered.

Moe:
"You shot me! And you spilled my precious liquor all over the floor. Don't you know how much that stuff costs?"

The dark figure fired again this time, in the chest, impacting his heart and lungs. Moe could no longer speak. Instead, he grabbed a large wooden sign and began painting with his own blood, and held it up. The sign reads:

"HELP"

The dark figure shoots Moe in the face, ending his miserable, ugly existence. From behind the bar comes a plume of smoke. The dark figure walks out of the bar, casually... just as the entire bar is engulfed in flames. The fire reaches the gas stove in the back, and the entire bar explodes in a giant fireball, erasing all evidence of the crime, except for minor pieces here and there.

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Still alive:

Quintus JC-
Elite Ferret-
Fenring- survived one assassination attempt.
Ibn-Khaldun-
Craterus-
El Diablo-
Beefy 187- survived two lynches.

Dead:

Sarathos- lynched
Motep- lynched
Warmaster Horus- murdered
Tratorix- lynched
Lord Winter- murdered

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Begin Day Four

Notice: Due to a game-related event, the town now has a vigilante.

You've been given 3 hints.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Happy Birthday to me!

I want to give another hint: The way the serial killer talks is not a clue. Any of the remaining suspects have a specific and obvious way of talking. So disregard that.

[Ibn-Khaldun]

Happy Birthday ATPG!

[Quintus.JC]

Still alive:

Quintus JC-Ned Flanders
Elite Ferret-Apu Nasablablabla
Fenring- survived one assassination attempt. (probably innocent)
Ibn-Khaldun-?
Craterus-Waylon Smithers (confirmed innocent)
El Diablo-?
Beefy 187- survived two lynches. (90% innocent)


That narrows the suspects down to 4 people, I think it would help if El Diablo and Ibn-Khaldun reveal their roles, because there are the most suspcious in my eye. While Fenring should reveal as well, although its highly likely that he is innocent.


Edit: happy birthday ATPG, though your profile doesn't say when your birthday is, probably need to AskthePizzaGuy for confirmation.

[Craterus]

vote: Ibn-Khaldun

I'm assuming the above is true. And I've played a part in El Diablo's death in the last two games so, I'll leave him be for now.

[Ibn-Khaldun]

Now.. Why would You think that I am murderer?!

Anyway.. I vote: Elite Ferret
He is suspicious character.. at least in my eyes..

[Ferret]

okay that was a very weird post, and I am confused as to why you have voted me every round with no reason, added to that you are on the suspect list so

vote:Ibn-Khaldun

[Quintus.JC]

I say both Ibn-Khaldun and El Diablo are suspicious to be lynched. I want a character reveal if you don't mind.

Vote: Ibn-Khaldun

Even so I still don't feel a double lynch would help at this stage.

[Ibn-Khaldun]

Quintus You want my character to be revealed??

I'll give you a hint then. Hint:

EF - Knowing your character(Apu) then you could be the murder.

[Quintus.JC]

Characters

Ned Flanders - Quintus.JC
Reverend Lovejoy - Sarathos
Chief Wiggum - Tratorix
Hans Moleman - Beefy
Groundskeeper Willie Motep
Apu Nahassapeemapetilon - Elite Ferret
Monty Burns - Fenring
Wayland Smithers - Cratearus
Krusty the Clown - Ibu-kaludun
Moe the Bartender - Warmaster Horus
Professor Frink - El Diablo
Fat Tony - Lord Winter

Kent Brockman- Narrator (Askthepizzaguy)

Who could it be?

[Quintus.JC]

After accessing the situation there's only 3 suspects:

Krusty the Clown
Pro. Frink
Apu Nablablablabla

What what would be their motive for the murders?

Krusty - the cynical, unfunny clown of Springfield. Can't find clear motive but I'm sure he's up to no good
Pro. Frink - the local super nerd. Not treated perticularly well by the townspeople because of his nerdiness, maybe he's looking for revenge.
Apu - Hard working local shopkeeper, may have resentment for the town because of the last time when they tried to expel all immigrants from Springfield.

Unvote: Ibu-Khaldun Vote: Elite Ferret

I can't see the town losing this one.

[Askthepizzaguy]

If someone is bold enough to look for clues, it's entirely possible they will see the light.

All you really need is a sign.

https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showp...&postcount=153

[Ferret]

Quintus You want my character to be revealed??

I'll give you a hint then. Hint:

EF - Knowing your character(Apu) then you could be the murder.

that explains the clowns...

[Ibn-Khaldun]

Unvote: Elite Ferret, Vote: EL Diablo

[Kralizec]

Happy birthday ATPG!

Vote: QJC

Flanders went insane that one time when his house was destroyed by a tornado, and got angry at everyone despite that they all helped to build him a new house he might have become one of those fruitbat christians who want to hasten the apocalypse.

On surface QJC seems to be actively analysing but throughout the thread he's been asking questions he could answer himself if he read the thread more carefully.

Care to speak in your defense before I release the hounds?

[Quintus.JC]

Happy birthday ATPG!

Vote: QJC

Flanders went insane that one time when his house was destroyed by a tornado, and got angry at everyone despite that they all helped to build him a new house he might have become one of those fruitbat christians who want to hasten the apocalypse.

On surface QJC seems to be actively analysing but throughout the thread he's been asking questions he could answer himself if he read the thread more carefully.

Care to speak in your defense before I release the hounds?

There isn't much to speak in my defence, vote for me if you wish. But as far as I see it the town is certain to win. 3 of you are confirmed innocent, 4 of us are not. What you have there is a motive, not an accusation or evidence, so there isn't much to say. Though I am deeply shaken by Reverand Lovejoy's murder, damn that Willie, may he's soul burn in hell.

Tally

Ibu-Khaldun - 2
Elite Ferret - 1
Quintus. JC - 1
El Diablo - 1

[Askthepizzaguy]

So... I take it no one has done any serious analysis or discussion regarding the clue post? The answer is right before your eyes.





Going out for a bit... be back later.

[Beefy187]

vote:El Diablo

Lets go for a double lynch

[Askthepizzaguy]

Player- Vote

Quintus.JC- Ibn-Khaldun Elite Ferret
Elite Ferret- Ibn-Khaldun
Fenring- Quintus.JC
Ibn-Khaldun- Elite Ferret El Diablo
Craterus- Ibn-Khaldun
El Diablo- no vote yet
Beefy 187- El Diablo

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Tally

Elite Ferret- 1
Ibn-Khaldun- 2
Quintus.JC- 1
El Diablo-2





El Diablo should break the tie. Otherwise, I'm going to WOP him for non-voting.

[Quintus.JC]

I sense it.

[Ferret]

After ATPG pointed me towards Moe's sign for help I'm thinking the mureder might be Ibn aka Crusty. On his show they use signs like that to signal for applause or laughter, maybe Moe thought he could get help by signalling that way?

[Ibn-Khaldun]

<< you mean something like this?

[Ferret]

yeah

it's just that ATPG keeps on pointing us there, and told me to pay attention to the sign and:

All you really need is a sign.

[Warmaster Horus]

Yep; and it's no laughing matter either!

[Quintus.JC]

There's plenty of small indications in the 3rd Lynch and Murder scene about who the serial killer is, but too small and insignificant for me to notice. Anyway the town has pratically won, get rid of Ibu-Khaldun and El Diablo this round, then if it still doesn't end then Lynch Elite Ferret and me. The other three are practically proven innocent.

<< you mean something like this?

That is good.

[Ibn-Khaldun]

I think it is a bit harsh - 'get rid of Ibn-Khaldun'
I mean .. I'm just your hard working and honest tax paying

[Quintus.JC]

I wasn't perticularly soft when commenting on me and Elite Ferret either.

[Askthepizzaguy]

9 hours remain. Still no vote from Diablo.

Overconfidence is your weakness.