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    How was your first experience? (I want to be subtle, not direct...)
    I just want to hear how was it, if it was bad, good, not interesting...Not positions, how you did it or something like that.

    In case you didnt get it, im talking about your first sexual experience.

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    I think so long as we avoid obscenity, in the true spirit of Beirut, we can talk about this here. If it gets too R-rated we'll punt it to the Backroom. But this is the kingdom of peace and love, after all.

    My first experience was with a preacher's daughter. Korean-American beauty, very tall and leggy, long hair, athletic, you get the idea. A wonderful beginning for a likely lad. My only regret is that I was too immature to return certain oral favors as enthusiastically as she deserved.

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    Preacher's daughter, tsk tsk tsk Lemur. Seeking God's own personal stash of beauties, havent we?
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    Hmmm.

    It was like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. “Give me five bees for a quarter,” you’d say. Now where were we? Oh yeah - the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn’t have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones…
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    Quote Originally Posted by pevergreen View Post
    So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time [...] and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. “Give me five bees for a quarter,” you’d say.
    Okay, you're really freaking me out. And making me laugh very hard at the same time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemur View Post
    Okay, you're really freaking me out. And making me laugh very hard at the same time.
    Happy to be of some help. I have recently added that first phrase back into the popular language at school.

    (and yes, the age of consent is 16 here)
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    Quote Originally Posted by edyzmedieval
    How was your first experience?
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    @pevergreen: I can tell you that Lemur wasn't the only one laughing.


    Anyway....

    "Angela" was my friend "Karen's" college roommate. Karen introduced us to each other, believing that Angela and I would get along well. She was right.

    As for the experience itself, it was (not surprisingly) a little awkward since it was the first time for both of us, but it was still very enjoyable nonetheless. We were able to laugh about it (both during and afterwards), which I think was a good sign. So all in all, it was really....nice. I'm glad it was with someone I'd gotten to know and really like, and not just some drunken freshman I had a one-night stand with.

    It's a pity that we lived 8 hours apart, though, as we really liked each other. Looking back on it, I'd say she was one of the ones that "got away". Ah well.
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    Never done it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ichigo View Post
    Never done it.
    *snickers*

    Kidding.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ichigo View Post
    Never done it.
    I respect that.

    I would be exactley the same as you, if she hadn't been drunk and on MSN all that time ago. ( its how we started talking)
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    My first time was ok, nothing great and a little awkward, she'd done it before and i hadn't, which i think really didn't help my paranoia, 'well she think im crap ?' 'are her x's better ?' in the end i managed to get over myself and get down to it, i think i was more relieved i had finally done it because we had tried before, got just a little too nervous, and because i was 17 at the time, it felt like everyone was having it before me, even though i was 2nd out of my friends to have sex...
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    Mine? Well.....

    Hell, we barely remember it ;)

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    What can I say:)
    Nice game into forest with older girl ... nothing better than frest nature:)
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    Quote Originally Posted by KrooK View Post
    What can I say:)
    Nice game into forest with older girl ... nothing better than frest nature:)
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    I'd say she was one of the ones that "got away". by Martok
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    Quote Originally Posted by edyzmedieval View Post
    How was your first experience? (I want to be subtle, not direct...)
    I just want to hear how was it, if it was bad, good, not interesting...Not positions, how you did it or something like that.

    In case you didnt get it, im talking about your first sexual experience.

    Mods move it if this isnt the forum.
    tell us about yours pall :P

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