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    Well, ummmm, there was this girl and then we ummmm, and then there was, ummmm, well you know...




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    Drunk and without a rubber. So ummm "lucky"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    Drunk and without a rubber. So ummm "lucky"


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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    Drunk and without a rubber. So ummm "lucky"
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    I'm just waiting for the first person to say Captain Left/Admiral Right.

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    It was better for her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Somebody Else View Post
    It was better for her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    Drunk and without a rubber. So ummm "lucky"
    Oh man, that was great dude
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    I wish I remembered. All I know is that I woke up in a different tent with no clothes on and I had a terrible hang over too. However she knew a way to forget about the headache. Lets just say, I liked the idea very much. The secon time was good, though she had to do all the work. The first time well no idea...but I guess it can't have been that good considering my condition. It was a nice surprise when I woke up though.

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    Long delayed. First experience came on my wedding night. We were both amateurs, so plenty of awkwardness (it seemed so straightforward in theory; putting into practice didn't go as smoothly as I'd expected), but it was very exciting and very pleasing.

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