First time...

[edyzmedieval]

How was your first experience? (I want to be subtle, not direct...)
I just want to hear how was it, if it was bad, good, not interesting...Not positions, how you did it or something like that.

In case you didnt get it, im talking about your first sexual experience.

Mods move it if this isnt the forum.

[Lemur]

I think so long as we avoid obscenity, in the true spirit of Beirut, we can talk about this here. If it gets too R-rated we'll punt it to the Backroom. But this is the kingdom of peace and love, after all.

My first experience was with a preacher's daughter. Korean-American beauty, very tall and leggy, long hair, athletic, you get the idea. A wonderful beginning for a likely lad. My only regret is that I was too immature to return certain oral favors as enthusiastically as she deserved.

[edyzmedieval]

Preacher's daughter, tsk tsk tsk Lemur. Seeking God's own personal stash of beauties, havent we?

[pevergreen]

Hmmm.

It was like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. “Give me five bees for a quarter,” you’d say. Now where were we? Oh yeah - the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn’t have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones…
I HATE THIS HALF OF THE POST. THE TOP STAYS.

[Lemur]

So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time [...] and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. “Give me five bees for a quarter,” you’d say.

Okay, you're really freaking me out. And making me laugh very hard at the same time.

[pevergreen]

Okay, you're really freaking me out. And making me laugh very hard at the same time.

Happy to be of some help. I have recently added that first phrase back into the popular language at school.

(and yes, the age of consent is 16 here)

[El Diablo]

Well, ummmm, there was this girl and then we ummmm, and then there was, ummmm, well you know...




Shall I draw a picture?

[Strike For The South]

Drunk and without a rubber. So ummm "lucky"

[Ice]

Drunk and without a rubber. So ummm "lucky"

oh god im laughing my ****ing ass off

[Reverend Joe]

Drunk and without a rubber. So ummm "lucky"

Dude, where have you been?! Come back to the chat!

(And bring your story.)

[Evil_Maniac From Mars]

I'm just waiting for the first person to say Captain Left/Admiral Right.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

[Somebody Else]

It was better for her.

SE

[CountArach]

Drunk and without a rubber. So ummm "lucky"

Oh man, that was great dude

[Moros]

I wish I remembered. All I know is that I woke up in a different tent with no clothes on and I had a terrible hang over too. However she knew a way to forget about the headache. Lets just say, I liked the idea very much. The secon time was good, though she had to do all the work. The first time well no idea...but I guess it can't have been that good considering my condition. It was a nice surprise when I woke up though.

Long live festivals.

[ajaxfetish]

Long delayed. First experience came on my wedding night. We were both amateurs, so plenty of awkwardness (it seemed so straightforward in theory; putting into practice didn't go as smoothly as I'd expected), but it was very exciting and very pleasing.

Ajax

[KarlXII]

It was better for her.

SE

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[Mount Suribachi]

How was your first experience?

Short.

[Martok]

@pevergreen: I can tell you that Lemur wasn't the only one laughing.


Anyway....

"Angela" was my friend "Karen's" college roommate. Karen introduced us to each other, believing that Angela and I would get along well. She was right.

As for the experience itself, it was (not surprisingly) a little awkward since it was the first time for both of us, but it was still very enjoyable nonetheless. We were able to laugh about it (both during and afterwards), which I think was a good sign. So all in all, it was really....nice. I'm glad it was with someone I'd gotten to know and really like, and not just some drunken freshman I had a one-night stand with.

It's a pity that we lived 8 hours apart, though, as we really liked each other. Looking back on it, I'd say she was one of the ones that "got away". Ah well.

[Patriarch of Constantinople]

Mine? Well.....

Hell, we barely remember it ;)

[Csargo]

Never done it.

[Patriarch of Constantinople]

Never done it.

*snickers*

Kidding.

[pevergreen]

Never done it.

I respect that.

I would be exactley the same as you, if she hadn't been drunk and on MSN all that time ago. ( its how we started talking)

[LittleGrizzly]

My first time was ok, nothing great and a little awkward, she'd done it before and i hadn't, which i think really didn't help my paranoia, 'well she think im crap ?' 'are her x's better ?' in the end i managed to get over myself and get down to it, i think i was more relieved i had finally done it because we had tried before, got just a little too nervous, and because i was 17 at the time, it felt like everyone was having it before me, even though i was 2nd out of my friends to have sex...

[Husar]

Never happened.

[CountArach]

Chalk me up as another one for nope.

[Peasant Phill]

I wish I had a story like Moros. I'm pretty sure I was at the same festival.

My first time (and hers) wasn't that enjoyable for the both of us. Actually it was very painful for her eventhough I was very careful. I remember calling it quits after 10 minutes.
I would've loved to have my first time with somebody more experienced but hey that's live I suppose.

[rajpoot]

Chalk me up as another one for nope.

Never done it number three.............actually it's pretty unusual here for anyone to do it before wedding......it's a different stories in the big cities, but here, it's still a taboo.

[KukriKhan]

Good Friday, 1969. Older woman (she 29, me 18). Quick. Lucky me, she was kind and didn't ridicule.

[Whacker]

Dated this gal my friend and I met over the internet. She was reasonably cute and normal enough, but she went to a Uni about an hour or two away, so it was weekends only pretty much. First time was a bit ackward but it was a good experience for both of us, and good lord did she end up being a superfreak. She was a redhead too. Heh.

[FactionHeir]

Good Friday, 1969. Older woman (she 29, me 18). Quick. Lucky me, she was kind and didn't ridicule.

All bow before Kukri, the great seducer

As for myself, I shall have to join Husar and the rest.