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    Quote Originally Posted by Fragony View Post
    Compared to my friends I was rather late with 17 years, was on vacation in France and fell madly in love with a french girl. It was great really, bit awkward but was the first time for both of us. Really good memories.
    is it me or are dutch relatively fast with this? not you I mean but in general

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger View Post
    is it me or are dutch relatively fast with this? not you I mean but in general
    Don't know, most of my friends were 12/13 at their first time, but at that age I was too occupied with Starwars.

    edit, add a little tip for the anxious, let the lady go on top and do the work, can't screw up that way. Well you are screwing up of course but you get it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fragony View Post
    Don't know, most of my friends were 12/13 at their first time, but at that age I was too occupied with Starwars.

    edit, add a little tip for the anxious, let the lady go on top and do the work, can't screw up that way. Well you are screwing up of course but you get it.
    not when she is still a virgin, it does hurt alot for many girls the first time.

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    One thing I will always remember is my first kiss, well my attempt at a kiss. I was so scared back then, but now when I look back all I can do is laugh.

    I was nervous the first time i had sex but my first kiss was far more nerve racking, i think by the time i had sex i basically knew what i was doing, whereas when it came to my first kiss its was touch lips, insert tongue... ok can't usually see whats happening inside the mouths on this bit on the movies... just mimic the girl back....

    Edit, TBH with my first time i was glad to get it over and done with, not so much get the sex over with but to get rid of my virginity and my nerves, it as after my first time i started to relax and enjoy it...
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    i was so young I cant barely remember my first kiss... I only know who it was with

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger View Post
    not when she is still a virgin, it does hurt alot for many girls the first time.
    Well I only had one virgin and I was one myselve then, but it will hurt any woman no matter how many miles she got on the counter if you just shove it up cold. If you let her go on top you can let her take the lead and you are less likely to be the subject of redicule when it's a girls-only night. Hunt at the local horse stable if you are unsure they have been sufficiently tenderised by saddle-duty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fragony View Post
    Well I only had one virgin and I was one myselve then, but it will hurt any woman no matter how many miles she got on the counter if you just shove it up cold. If you let her go on top you can let her take the lead and you are less likely to be the subject of redicule when it's a girls-only night. Hunt at the local horse stable if you are unsure they have been sufficiently tenderised by saddle-duty.
    ah but you make a mistake here babe, YOU will ALWAYS be the SUBJECT of RIDICULE on a GIRLS night, but you are also the subject of adoration... untill you break up ofcourse, then you are either the devil or the loser, depending on who desides to end it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger View Post
    ah but you make a mistake here babe, YOU will ALWAYS be the SUBJECT of RIDICULE on a GIRLS night, but you are also the subject of adoration... untill you break up ofcourse, then you are either the devil or the loser, depending on who desides to end it...
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    hihi :P *makes a lot of monkey sounds and pounds his chest*

    (about the on top thing, you are just one lazy dutch bastard :P)
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    I would like to declare to all that I brought a girl to climax before my first kiss. I have effectively won at life.
    Wish she returned the favour though...

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    Nope, never done it, it's a shame really, I am told that many girls whom I like are always coming onto me at parties (those bottles of vodka mean nothing!) but I'm too much of an Englishmen (read into this what you like!) to take the step.

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    When it comes to english women, obviously a case of not being drunk enough.

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    HAHA!
    I have the better of you!
    Since I am living in colonial exile at the moment.
    Though I must say, I have met one English girl out here and she was the most charming girl I have ever met, no that does not mean she was good of personality but lost of physical attractiveness!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger View Post
    is it me or are dutch relatively fast with this?
    You can say that again. My first time was hasty, messy and much too fast.

    We were laughing at our own clumsiness half the time though. Both sixteen years old, in the deserted attic of an old stable where we´d had a school party. I was worried that the condom I had bought would be far too big for junior.

    Turned out that it wasn't.
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