First time...

**pevergreen** · 08-26-2008, 09:26

Originally Posted by Sarathos

she just looked at me and asked "Do you want to Sarathos?"

I doubt she would have said Sarathos

Originally Posted by Sarathos

One thing I will always remember is my first kiss, well my attempt at a kiss. I was so scared back then, but now when I look back all I can do is laugh.

I'm with you there mate. I remember mine. T'was a glorious Sunday morning, your girlfriend and I decided to kiss. I have no idea why anymore though. Very nervewracking. I shall have to tell you the story about the first date I went on...man is that hilarious to look back on.

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**Caius** · 08-26-2008, 22:03

Somehow both of my previous girlfriends have moved on to go out with other .org

This is the point that reminds me of the serious fighting each other guys.

**Sarathos** · 08-27-2008, 09:57

Originally Posted by LittleGrizzly

Edit, TBH with my first time i was glad to get it over and done with, not so much get the sex over with but to get rid of my virginity and my nerves, it as after my first time i started to relax and enjoy it...

Yeah, that damn virginity...

Originally Posted by pevergreen

There is absoultey no subtle offence there, I am not trying to pay Sarathos or his girlfriend out, merely telling the truth. Somehow both of my previous girlfriends have moved on to go out with other .org members (Sarathos and Twilightblade)

The truth is fine, and its probably better said then hidden. I have no problem with your or her past, you guys were in a relationship and you did what couples do...so you can relax.

Though it is kinda funny how you just 'decided' to kiss, I can just imagine. Pever "So, you wanna do it?", Said woman "Ok"
Btw, didn't you got out with 'X' first? Nothing happened there....?

**ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88** · 08-27-2008, 17:02

So, Does doing it with Susie Q (Left Hand) And Jill (Right Hand) count??

**Evil_Maniac From Mars** · 08-27-2008, 17:07

Originally Posted by Evil_Maniac From Mars

I'm just waiting for the first person to say Captain Left/Admiral Right.

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And we have a winner!!!

Originally Posted by |Sith|3|AntiWarmanCake88 Toyosada88

So, Does doing it with Susie Q (Left Hand) And Jill (Right Hand) count??

**spmetla** · 08-27-2008, 19:21

My Brigade was doing training at Fort Hunter Liggett and at the end of the training our unit let us on pass and bused us down to L.A. for a day. A few squad members and I were vocally expressing our desire to find some tail in the taxi ride from the motel to the mall which prompted the interest of our Vietnamese cab driver. He gave us his number and told us he'd take us to his favorite massage parlor that night.

Later that evening we called him up and he drove us to the place. The Madame was trying to figure out the age of me and another buddy (both 18) but gave up trying to read the military ID card (the old ones) and let us get girls. Had a Korean girl in her late 20s that didn't seem to understand much English at all. First half hour was just a massage and the second half hour she put the condom on me and got on top. Half hour of somewhat good yet awkward fun, time was up so get dressed, pay her and leave.

My junk didn't fall off or get weird crap growing on it so I guess it was a success.

EDIT: I also never got her name...

**ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88** · 08-27-2008, 20:51

Originally Posted by Evil_Maniac From Mars

And we have a winner!!!

Yay! What Do I Win?

I used to touch this One Girl butt few years ago in 7th Grade. She didn't mind, closet I ever got to the "first time".

**Somebody Else** · 08-27-2008, 21:01

Originally Posted by spmetla

My Brigade was doing training at Fort Hunter Liggett and at the end of the training our unit let us on pass and bused us down to L.A. for a day. A few squad members and I were vocally expressing our desire to find some tail in the taxi ride from the motel to the mall which prompted the interest of our Vietnamese cab driver. He gave us his number and told us he'd take us to his favorite massage parlor that night.

Later that evening we called him up and he drove us to the place. The Madame was trying to figure out the age of me and another buddy (both 18) but gave up trying to read the military ID card (the old ones) and let us get girls. Had a Korean girl in her late 20s that didn't seem to understand much English at all. First half hour was just a massage and the second half hour she put the condom on me and got on top. Half hour of somewhat good yet awkward fun, time was up so get dressed, pay her and leave.

My junk didn't fall off or get weird crap growing on it so I guess it was a success.

EDIT: I also never got her name...

Have to say, there's some style in that.

Also. Another question. How many of us guys secretly wish that it does hurt the first time...?

**Che Roriniho** · 09-02-2008, 09:05

I would like to declare to all that I brought a girl to climax before my first kiss. I have effectively won at life.
Wish she returned the favour though...

**Incongruous** · 09-02-2008, 09:33

Nope, never done it, it's a shame really, I am told that many girls whom I like are always coming onto me at parties (those bottles of vodka mean nothing!) but I'm too much of an Englishmen (read into this what you like!) to take the step.

**Fragony** · 09-02-2008, 09:35

When it comes to english women, obviously a case of not being drunk enough.

**Incongruous** · 09-02-2008, 09:39

HAHA!
I have the better of you!
Since I am living in colonial exile at the moment.
Though I must say, I have met one English girl out here and she was the most charming girl I have ever met, no that does not mean she was good of personality but lost of physical attractiveness!

**Hooahguy** · 09-02-2008, 20:45

hmmm.....
mine......
in a park a few months ago, at around 9:00 pm.....
we were on a date and then we just found a nice, secluded part of the park, in between the bushes and the waterfall, and went at it. but very awkward though.....