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    Kinda ripped off my CN alliance forums (TGE)
    These are the rules, you can pick 1000 infantry of any type, 100 vehicles of any type, 10 mythical creatures or wizards and the like, and 1 factory, then you describe how they'll win the battle against the above post, I shall begin

    1000 SEVA suit STALKERS (No paticular faction)
    100 Mammoth MKII
    10 Hydras
    1 Battle droid factory

    The main forces would stay and guard the Battle droid factory till it produces 1500 Droids, then the droids shall attack, along side the Mammoth MKII's, then the Stalkers and hydras will split up, and flank the enemy.
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    1000 Vikings
    100 Longboats
    10 Vikings
    1 Beer factory.

    PILLAGE LOOT DRINK PILLAGE FIRE RAPE DESTROY DEATH BEER DEATH RAPE PILLAGE
    HOW ABOUT 'DEM VIKINGS
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    World War two American Marines

    100 USS Missouri

    10 Krackens

    1 Rosy the riveter

    Rosy makes weapons and more battle ships. Marines equiped with M1 garands and anti tank recoiless rifles. Kraken kills vikings before They ever land marines dig in and wait for backup
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    You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din!
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    It is our military's traditional response to quell provocative actions with a merciless thunderbolt.

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    1,000 Sardaukar
    100 troop transport 'thopters
    10 hobbits
    1 axlotl tank

    The hobbits are sent from an unexpected direction as a diversion and will be massacred. Shortly afterwards the thopters will drop the Sardaukar at another location, kick the enemy's posterior and prove that science fiction is superior to fantasy. The axlotl tank will be used to revive old troops and produce new ones as necessary.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gelatinous Cube View Post
    1,000 Ninjas

    100 B-52s armed with conventional and nuclear weapons

    10 Count Draculas

    1 Giant Fuel Depot

    During the day, my B-52s would pound the crap out of the Marines and the Battleships, and at night my 10 Draculas would stalk about taking out high value targets while the Ninjas go after everyone else. The fuel depot would be for the B-52s.

    My krackens still control the sea
    Tho' I've belted you an' flayed you,
    By the livin' Gawd that made you,
    You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din!
    Quote Originally Posted by North Korea
    It is our military's traditional response to quell provocative actions with a merciless thunderbolt.

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    1000 extra pleasure condoms
    100 drunk hot girls
    10 guys
    1 room with a lot of beds

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    1000 ferrets
    100 Abokasee's
    10 PKs
    1 Spam factory

    The Abokasee's will spam up all the girls and guys to distract them while the ferrets steal the condoms. The PKs will talk so much that everyone's head will explode and the spam factory is in case the Abokasee's get distracted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by edyzmedieval View Post
    1000 extra pleasure condoms
    100 drunk hot girls
    10 guys
    1 room with a lot of beds

    Edyz wins!

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    1000 Clone Troopers
    100 Mega flying tanky things
    10 Motepian jedi
    1 Porno Print Press

    The press is to distract enemy soldiers, and the clones will swoop in on them and destroy them. The tanky things, will clear the oceans of enemy, while the Motepian Jedi swoop in and take out the enemy shock troops, aoded by the tanks and the clones as they finsih
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    1000 chronic masturbators
    100 pedophile vans
    10 sane Tom Cruises
    1 partridge in a pear tree..... factory

    I have no idea how or why they would win, but it would be amusing to watch them try.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kekvit Irae View Post
    10 sane Tom Cruises
    Surely this is a contradiction?
    "MTW is not a game, it's a way of life." -- drone

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kekvit Irae View Post
    1000 chronic masturbators
    100 pedophile vans
    10 sane Tom Cruises
    1 partridge in a pear tree..... factory

    I have no idea how or why they would win, but it would be amusing to watch them try.
    That it would.
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    1000 Ewoks
    100 Spartans
    10 immortal beings
    1 deadly virus

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    Quote Originally Posted by Craterus View Post
    1000 Ewoks
    100 Spartans
    10 immortal beings
    1 deadly virus

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    Quote Originally Posted by Martok View Post
    Surely this is a contradiction?
    That's why it's listed as a mythological beast.

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    Ah, right. My bad.
    "MTW is not a game, it's a way of life." -- drone

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    1000 madagascar draftees
    100 Hazmat tanks
    10 Immortal banishing fiends
    1 Closed ports of madagascar
    Tho' I've belted you an' flayed you,
    By the livin' Gawd that made you,
    You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din!
    Quote Originally Posted by North Korea
    It is our military's traditional response to quell provocative actions with a merciless thunderbolt.

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    1000 Texans
    100 Giant Armoured Truck things... harleys? i've no idea, im going stupid. Cyborg Texans
    10 Strike for the South clones ... ok a lame excuse for more texans.
    1 Gun and Munitions factory... With mexican factory workers strangely enough.

    TEXANS! ATTACK!
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    1000 Hillbillys
    100 Tractors
    10 Ringleaders
    1 Liquor still

    Should keep them going for a while. Most of them will survive...if they dont manage to win.
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    1000 Members of the Wu'tang clan
    100 A-Bombers with that guy from Dr.Strangelove riding it
    10 Black Emo Lesbian Midgets
    1 Owl Sancutary

    Welcome, too Operation Mind-
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    1000 Zerglings
    100 Humongous mechas piloted by 14-year-old Japanese kids
    10 Vengeful gods
    1 Pwnage factory

    Battle plan:
    Zerglings do the zergrush omg kekekekeke!
    Mechas prance around and fire oversized guns / swing oversized swords.
    Vengeful gods "hit it"... with their fists.
    Factory produzes oodles of pwnage.

    RTW, 167 BC: Rome expels Greek philosophers after the Lex Fannia law is passed. This bans the effete and nasty Greek practice of 'philosophy' in favour of more manly, properly Roman pursuits that don't involve quite so much thinking.

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    1000 Computer Geeks
    100 Vans decked out to resemble U.S.S Enterprise (the star trek ship)
    10 Proffesional Korean Starcraft players
    1 Video game factory

    Let the game of nerds...begin!
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    1000 heavy metal singers
    100 grunge drummers
    10 huge amps
    1 Pink Floyd almbum
    HOW ABOUT 'DEM VIKINGS
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    1000 Spamwarriors
    100 BeirutAxe-seeking missiles
    10 XXXXXXXXXXL Joints
    1 The Stranger

    Tactic: Just make sure you guys make enough threads to keep up.
    Last edited by The Stranger; 08-23-2008 at 10:35.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Motep View Post
    10 Proffesional Korean Starcraft players
    These are not mythical beings...

    RTW, 167 BC: Rome expels Greek philosophers after the Lex Fannia law is passed. This bans the effete and nasty Greek practice of 'philosophy' in favour of more manly, properly Roman pursuits that don't involve quite so much thinking.

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    1000 Samurai's
    100 Banshees with Nuclear Weapons
    10 Harry Potters (!)
    1 US Tactic Base

    I think I don't have to explain it.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Conqueror View Post
    These are not mythical beings...
    I beg to differ

    1000 stormtroopers
    100 uber flying tanks
    10 Yodas
    1 fudge factory

    I will fatten your troops with loads of fudge, and make them easy prey for my armies.
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    1000 cyborg commandos
    100 V3 Rocket launcher
    10 Spawns of Cthulhu
    1 AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACTORIES!!!!!!!

    The V3 rockets would bombard the enemy with V3 rockets, with a tiberian scatter shards (so tiberian/um fields are created), then the Cyborg commandos would move forward to fight in the enemies in the tiberian fields, so that there enemies would take damage whilst they would be healed, the SoC (Spawns of Cthulhu) will simply wreak havoc upon the enemy, the AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACTORIES!!!! will simply just fill the air with noise.
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    1000 green and blue legionary cohorts
    100 urban cohort tanks
    10 arcani gladiators
    1 RTW Factory

    tactic, the factory will equip all the units with disks that have ahistorical games on it, which the units will use as a xena-throwingblade to kill the enemy, which will die from poisonous ahistorical facts if the initial blow wont kill them

    We do not sow.

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    1000 Armoured Leftist Monkey-goblins
    100 Banshees
    10 Giant Monkey Men
    1 high end restaraunt

    The food joint will distract your men with it's smells and wonder, and my monkeys will pick them off in their banshees. The giant monkey men will destroy your infrastructure.
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