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    Could be your God Member Abokasee's Avatar
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    Default Unrealistic Tactics

    Kinda ripped off my CN alliance forums (TGE)
    These are the rules, you can pick 1000 infantry of any type, 100 vehicles of any type, 10 mythical creatures or wizards and the like, and 1 factory, then you describe how they'll win the battle against the above post, I shall begin

    1000 SEVA suit STALKERS (No paticular faction)
    100 Mammoth MKII
    10 Hydras
    1 Battle droid factory

    The main forces would stay and guard the Battle droid factory till it produces 1500 Droids, then the droids shall attack, along side the Mammoth MKII's, then the Stalkers and hydras will split up, and flank the enemy.
    Now with transparent layers!

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    Default Re: Unrealistic Tactics

    1000 Vikings
    100 Longboats
    10 Vikings
    1 Beer factory.

    PILLAGE LOOT DRINK PILLAGE FIRE RAPE DESTROY DEATH BEER DEATH RAPE PILLAGE
    HOW ABOUT 'DEM VIKINGS
    -Martok

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    World War two American Marines

    100 USS Missouri

    10 Krackens

    1 Rosy the riveter

    Rosy makes weapons and more battle ships. Marines equiped with M1 garands and anti tank recoiless rifles. Kraken kills vikings before They ever land marines dig in and wait for backup
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    Tho' I've belted you an' flayed you,
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    Default Re: Unrealistic Tactics

    1,000 Sardaukar
    100 troop transport 'thopters
    10 hobbits
    1 axlotl tank

    The hobbits are sent from an unexpected direction as a diversion and will be massacred. Shortly afterwards the thopters will drop the Sardaukar at another location, kick the enemy's posterior and prove that science fiction is superior to fantasy. The axlotl tank will be used to revive old troops and produce new ones as necessary.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gelatinous Cube View Post
    1,000 Ninjas

    100 B-52s armed with conventional and nuclear weapons

    10 Count Draculas

    1 Giant Fuel Depot

    During the day, my B-52s would pound the crap out of the Marines and the Battleships, and at night my 10 Draculas would stalk about taking out high value targets while the Ninjas go after everyone else. The fuel depot would be for the B-52s.

    My krackens still control the sea
    Tho' I've belted you an' flayed you,
    By the livin' Gawd that made you,
    You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din!
    Quote Originally Posted by North Korea
    It is our military's traditional response to quell provocative actions with a merciless thunderbolt.

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    1000 extra pleasure condoms
    100 drunk hot girls
    10 guys
    1 room with a lot of beds

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    Default Re: Unrealistic Tactics

    1000 ferrets
    100 Abokasee's
    10 PKs
    1 Spam factory

    The Abokasee's will spam up all the girls and guys to distract them while the ferrets steal the condoms. The PKs will talk so much that everyone's head will explode and the spam factory is in case the Abokasee's get distracted.

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    Default Re: Unrealistic Tactics

    Quote Originally Posted by edyzmedieval View Post
    1000 extra pleasure condoms
    100 drunk hot girls
    10 guys
    1 room with a lot of beds

    Edyz wins!

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