Unrealistic Tactics

**KarlXII** · 08-21-2008, 15:22

1000 Vikings
100 Longboats
10 Vikings
1 Beer factory.

PILLAGE LOOT DRINK PILLAGE FIRE RAPE DESTROY DEATH BEER DEATH RAPE PILLAGE

**Veho Nex** · 08-21-2008, 18:11

World War two American Marines

100 USS Missouri

10 Krackens

1 Rosy the riveter

Rosy makes weapons and more battle ships. Marines equiped with M1 garands and anti tank recoiless rifles. Kraken kills vikings before They ever land marines dig in and wait for backup

**Kralizec** · 08-21-2008, 18:52

1,000 Sardaukar
100 troop transport 'thopters
10 hobbits
1 axlotl tank

The hobbits are sent from an unexpected direction as a diversion and will be massacred. Shortly afterwards the thopters will drop the Sardaukar at another location, kick the enemy's posterior and prove that science fiction is superior to fantasy. The axlotl tank will be used to revive old troops and produce new ones as necessary.

**Veho Nex** · 08-21-2008, 18:57

Originally Posted by Gelatinous Cube

1,000 Ninjas

100 B-52s armed with conventional and nuclear weapons

10 Count Draculas

1 Giant Fuel Depot

During the day, my B-52s would pound the crap out of the Marines and the Battleships, and at night my 10 Draculas would stalk about taking out high value targets while the Ninjas go after everyone else. The fuel depot would be for the B-52s.

My krackens still control the sea

**edyzmedieval** · 08-21-2008, 22:32

1000 extra pleasure condoms
100 drunk hot girls
10 guys
1 room with a lot of beds

**Ferret** · 08-21-2008, 22:53

1000 ferrets
100 Abokasee's
10 PKs
1 Spam factory

The Abokasee's will spam up all the girls and guys to distract them while the ferrets steal the condoms. The PKs will talk so much that everyone's head will explode and the spam factory is in case the Abokasee's get distracted.

**Reverend Joe** · 08-21-2008, 23:39

Originally Posted by edyzmedieval

1000 extra pleasure condoms
100 drunk hot girls
10 guys
1 room with a lot of beds

Edyz wins!

**Motep** · 08-22-2008, 02:58

1000 Clone Troopers
100 Mega flying tanky things
10 Motepian jedi
1 Porno Print Press

The press is to distract enemy soldiers, and the clones will swoop in on them and destroy them. The tanky things, will clear the oceans of enemy, while the Motepian Jedi swoop in and take out the enemy shock troops, aoded by the tanks and the clones as they finsih

**Kekvit Irae** · 08-22-2008, 03:24

1000 chronic masturbators
100 pedophile vans
10 sane Tom Cruises
1 partridge in a pear tree..... factory

I have no idea how or why they would win, but it would be amusing to watch them try.