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    Ja mata, TosaInu Forum Administrator edyzmedieval's Avatar
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    1000 ferrets
    100 Abokasee's
    10 PKs
    1 Spam factory

    The Abokasee's will spam up all the girls and guys to distract them while the ferrets steal the condoms. The PKs will talk so much that everyone's head will explode and the spam factory is in case the Abokasee's get distracted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by edyzmedieval View Post
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    Edyz wins!

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    10 Motepian jedi
    1 Porno Print Press

    The press is to distract enemy soldiers, and the clones will swoop in on them and destroy them. The tanky things, will clear the oceans of enemy, while the Motepian Jedi swoop in and take out the enemy shock troops, aoded by the tanks and the clones as they finsih
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    1000 chronic masturbators
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    10 sane Tom Cruises
    1 partridge in a pear tree..... factory

    I have no idea how or why they would win, but it would be amusing to watch them try.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kekvit Irae View Post
    10 sane Tom Cruises
    Surely this is a contradiction?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Martok View Post
    Surely this is a contradiction?
    That's why it's listed as a mythological beast.

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    Ah, right. My bad.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kekvit Irae View Post
    1000 chronic masturbators
    100 pedophile vans
    10 sane Tom Cruises
    1 partridge in a pear tree..... factory

    I have no idea how or why they would win, but it would be amusing to watch them try.
    That it would.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Craterus View Post
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    1000 madagascar draftees
    100 Hazmat tanks
    10 Immortal banishing fiends
    1 Closed ports of madagascar
    Tho' I've belted you an' flayed you,
    By the livin' Gawd that made you,
    You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din!
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    It is our military's traditional response to quell provocative actions with a merciless thunderbolt.

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