Unrealistic Tactics

**Reverend Joe** · 08-21-2008, 23:39

Originally Posted by edyzmedieval

1000 extra pleasure condoms
100 drunk hot girls
10 guys
1 room with a lot of beds

Edyz wins!

**Motep** · 08-22-2008, 02:58

1000 Clone Troopers
100 Mega flying tanky things
10 Motepian jedi
1 Porno Print Press

The press is to distract enemy soldiers, and the clones will swoop in on them and destroy them. The tanky things, will clear the oceans of enemy, while the Motepian Jedi swoop in and take out the enemy shock troops, aoded by the tanks and the clones as they finsih

**Kekvit Irae** · 08-22-2008, 03:24

1000 chronic masturbators
100 pedophile vans
10 sane Tom Cruises
1 partridge in a pear tree..... factory

I have no idea how or why they would win, but it would be amusing to watch them try.

**Martok** · 08-22-2008, 03:45

Originally Posted by Kekvit Irae

10 sane Tom Cruises

Surely this is a contradiction?

**Kekvit Irae** · 08-22-2008, 04:18

Originally Posted by Martok

Surely this is a contradiction?

That's why it's listed as a mythological beast.

**Martok** · 08-22-2008, 04:54

Ah, right. My bad.

**Motep** · 08-22-2008, 03:46

Originally Posted by Kekvit Irae

1000 chronic masturbators
100 pedophile vans
10 sane Tom Cruises
1 partridge in a pear tree..... factory

I have no idea how or why they would win, but it would be amusing to watch them try.

That it would.

**Craterus** · 08-22-2008, 03:55

1000 Ewoks
100 Spartans
10 immortal beings
1 deadly virus

**Motep** · 08-22-2008, 03:57

Originally Posted by Craterus

1000 Ewoks
100 Spartans
10 immortal beings
1 deadly virus

**Veho Nex** · 08-22-2008, 06:55

1000 madagascar draftees
100 Hazmat tanks
10 Immortal banishing fiends
1 Closed ports of madagascar

**Abokasee** · 08-22-2008, 08:07

1000 Texans
100 ~~Giant Armoured Truck things... harleys? i've no idea, im going stupid.~~ Cyborg Texans
10 Strike for the South clones ... ok a lame excuse for more texans.
1 Gun and Munitions factory... With mexican factory workers strangely enough.

TEXANS! ATTACK!