Unrealistic Tactics

**Motep** · 08-22-2008, 03:46

Originally Posted by Kekvit Irae

1000 chronic masturbators
100 pedophile vans
10 sane Tom Cruises
1 partridge in a pear tree..... factory

I have no idea how or why they would win, but it would be amusing to watch them try.

That it would.

**Craterus** · 08-22-2008, 03:55

1000 Ewoks
100 Spartans
10 immortal beings
1 deadly virus

**Motep** · 08-22-2008, 03:57

Originally Posted by Craterus

1000 Ewoks
100 Spartans
10 immortal beings
1 deadly virus

**Veho Nex** · 08-22-2008, 06:55

1000 madagascar draftees
100 Hazmat tanks
10 Immortal banishing fiends
1 Closed ports of madagascar

**Abokasee** · 08-22-2008, 08:07

1000 Texans
100 ~~Giant Armoured Truck things... harleys? i've no idea, im going stupid.~~ Cyborg Texans
10 Strike for the South clones ... ok a lame excuse for more texans.
1 Gun and Munitions factory... With mexican factory workers strangely enough.

TEXANS! ATTACK!

**Motep** · 08-22-2008, 08:16

1000 Hillbillys
100 Tractors
10 Ringleaders
1 Liquor still

Should keep them going for a while. Most of them will survive...if they dont manage to win.

**Abokasee** · 08-22-2008, 08:23

1000 Members of the Wu'tang clan
100 A-Bombers with that guy from Dr.Strangelove riding it
10 Black Emo Lesbian Midgets
1 Owl Sancutary

Welcome, too Operation Mind-

**Conqueror** · 08-22-2008, 16:29

1000 Zerglings
100 Humongous mechas piloted by 14-year-old Japanese kids
10 Vengeful gods
1 Pwnage factory

Battle plan:
Zerglings do the zergrush omg kekekekeke!
Mechas prance around and fire oversized guns / swing oversized swords.
Vengeful gods "hit it"... with their fists.
Factory produzes oodles of pwnage.