1000 Zerglings
100 Humongous mechas piloted by 14-year-old Japanese kids
10 Vengeful gods
1 Pwnage factory

Battle plan:
Zerglings do the zergrush omg kekekekeke!
Mechas prance around and fire oversized guns / swing oversized swords.
Vengeful gods "hit it"... with their fists.
Factory produzes oodles of pwnage.