Unrealistic Tactics

**Motep** · 08-22-2008, 23:36

1000 Computer Geeks
100 Vans decked out to resemble U.S.S Enterprise (the star trek ship)
10 Proffesional Korean Starcraft players
1 Video game factory

Let the game of nerds...begin!

**KarlXII** · 08-23-2008, 03:24

1000 heavy metal singers
100 grunge drummers
10 huge amps
1 Pink Floyd almbum

**The Stranger** · 08-23-2008, 10:34

1000 Spamwarriors
100 BeirutAxe-seeking missiles
10 XXXXXXXXXXL Joints
1 The Stranger

Tactic: Just make sure you guys make enough threads to keep up.

**Caius** · 08-23-2008, 17:07

1000 Samurai's
100 Banshees with Nuclear Weapons
10 Harry Potters (!)
1 US Tactic Base

I think I don't have to explain it.

**Conqueror** · 08-23-2008, 10:47

Originally Posted by Motep

10 Proffesional Korean Starcraft players

These are not mythical beings...

**Motep** · 08-23-2008, 21:44

Originally Posted by Conqueror

These are not mythical beings...

I beg to differ

1000 stormtroopers
100 uber flying tanks
10 Yodas
1 fudge factory

I will fatten your troops with loads of fudge, and make them easy prey for my armies.

**Abokasee** · 08-24-2008, 08:46

1000 cyborg commandos
100 V3 Rocket launcher
10 Spawns of Cthulhu
1 AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACTORIES!!!!!!!

The V3 rockets would bombard the enemy with V3 rockets, with a tiberian scatter shards (so tiberian/um fields are created), then the Cyborg commandos would move forward to fight in the enemies in the tiberian fields, so that there enemies would take damage whilst they would be healed, the SoC (Spawns of Cthulhu) will simply wreak havoc upon the enemy, the AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACTORIES!!!! will simply just fill the air with noise.

**The Stranger** · 08-24-2008, 10:13

1000 green and blue legionary cohorts
100 urban cohort tanks
10 arcani gladiators
1 RTW Factory

tactic, the factory will equip all the units with disks that have ahistorical games on it, which the units will use as a xena-throwingblade to kill the enemy, which will die from poisonous ahistorical facts if the initial blow wont kill them

**Motep** · 08-24-2008, 19:10

1000 Armoured Leftist Monkey-goblins
100 Banshees
10 Giant Monkey Men
1 high end restaraunt

The food joint will distract your men with it's smells and wonder, and my monkeys will pick them off in their banshees. The giant monkey men will destroy your infrastructure.

**Reverend Joe** · 08-25-2008, 17:23

1,000 gallons of Wild Turkey
+100 loaded guns of various sizes with spare ammo for each
+10 cars, all convertibles and very fast
+1 Hunter S. Thompson
= an unstoppable force of nature.