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    Probably Drunk Member Reverend Joe's Avatar
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    Default Re: Unrealistic Tactics

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    Default Re: Unrealistic Tactics

    You neglect to follow the rules....

    1000 Nerds
    100 Ford Pintos
    10 Super Computers
    1 Solid Snake robot that produces copies of the games as wel as replicating the fictional charachter


    Anywho...the nerds will play games whilst the snak both distracts and kills everybody.
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    Default Re: Unrealistic Tactics

    (In Brazil pinto is slang for a Tiny Penis)

    1000 People with working ears and AK47's
    100 of those sex education vans
    10 cake monsters
    1 cake bakery/w/e


    The people with proper ears and AK47's will just shoot snake, because he has loud clunky shoes, the sex ed vans will just be there for a distraction, the cake monsters would be used to guard the cake bakery
    Now with transparent layers!

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    Default Re: Unrealistic Tactics

    1000 hungry eunuchs armed with dinnerware and earplugs
    100 pickup trucks
    10 banshees (a few with electric guitars and amps with cheap distortion, the rest... vocalists)
    1 stage with low-budget lighting effects and concomitant audience in black T-shirts with various band names on the front

    The banshees will begin playing loud and incessant death metal, which will mentally break the men with working ears and AK-47's (extra damage done if they have brown skin). The eunuchs, hungry and packed into the back of the pickups, will then follow up with a lightning fast frontal onslaught, breaching the lines of the broken riflemen and setting upon the cake monsters with their dinnerware. The eunuchs will then blow up the sexual education vans for good measure.
    Last edited by Faust|; 08-29-2008 at 17:38.

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