Sick songs

[Adrian II]

Say what you want about Noo Awleenz, but that town gave us some of the best music in the world, and the best of them in my opinion is Dr John.

Now the good doctor has written some really sick songs in his life time (which isn't half over if his houngan is to be believed) and this gave me the idea for a thread.

Post the sickest songs you know of.

Give us your singing pervs and schizophrenics, post their temptest-tossed songs, clips or lyrics here. No porn or offensive stuff obviously, we can do without and subtlety always trumps bluntness.

May I open this dance with the legendary Dr John hisself, and his song 'How Come My Dog Don't Bark When You Come Round'?

I love this song.

I’m goin’ straight down to dat barber supply shop
Get me a pearl handle, double edge, hollow ground, super blue blade, adjustable, stainless steel
Hhoned edge, both blades on the same side
So when I cut you once, you gonna bleed twice, goin’ an’ comin’.
An’ if you don’ believe me, shake yo’ head; it’ll be singin’ “I ain’t got no body.

[InsaneApache]

Has the medication worn off?

[KarlXII]

Rap music in general.

[Reverend Joe]

"Drip Drip" by Comus.

Part 1
Part 2

Actually, just about any song from that album could qualify. I think what makes this song (and the album in general) so messed up is that such horrifying lyrics (no porn/offensive stuff, mind you, just creepy) are set to such beautiful folk music.

[Centurio Nixalsverdrus]

Generally anything from Helge Schneider.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S__0...eature=related

[LittleGrizzly]

Something by Immortal technique... (search on youtube, scroll down) Got it!

Dance with the devil, think ill listen to it now...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M72zVuBNpEA

Probably not work safe...

Edit: listen closely to the story...

[Strike For The South]

Something by Immortal technique... (search on youtube, scroll down) Got it!

Dance with the devil, think ill listen to it now...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M72zVuBNpEA

Probably not work safe...

Edit: listen closely to the story...

teh old

[LittleGrizzly]

teh classic!

[PBI]

Surely a mention for "Every Breath You Take" by Sting, being as it is essentially about him stalking his ex? Bonus points for the fact that is generally considered a romantic love song to be played at weddings and such.

[Strike For The South]

Gotta show dem boys how we do it in the N O Weezy baby

http://fr.youtube.com/watch?v=qh1aij5Lq6s

The roots

http://fr.youtube.com/watch?v=kBBBhQUl99w

http://fr.youtube.com/watch?v=sFb9Uq...eature=related

Aesop Rock

http://fr.youtube.com/watch?v=uXAKOfk7_ho

Thats right I use French you tube

[LittleGrizzly]

im sure i noticed you linking to french you tube before, any reason why ?

and is it in french ?

[Strike For The South]

im sure i noticed you linking to french you tube before, any reason why ?

and is it in french ?

I like to keep people on their toes

No The French speak English like civilized people

[Reverend Joe]

The French speak English like civilized people

HAHAHA!

[ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88]

Rap music in general.

Amen To That

[InsaneApache]

Dead Kennedys.

Too drunk to ****.

Holiday in Cambodia.

and almost all of their backlog.

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Sex Pistols.

Belsen is a gas.

Bodies.

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Iggy and the Stooges.

TV Eye.

Search and destroy.

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Ivor Biggun and the Red Nosed Burglars.

The Winkers Song. (misprint)

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Buzzcocks.

You're ****.
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I'll go to bed now and think of some more for the morrow.

[Evil_Maniac From Mars]

Die Ärzte. Great music, but some of the stuff just makes you go (as well as ).

[Decker]

Rap music in general.

Amen To That

Thirded

[Subedei]

http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=CcXCaXz0GbU

QOTSA - sick sick sick...their best song in the live set last year!
Turbonegro - "beep" the world http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=xFYXP19e5KM
This little fella...Danzig - Twist of Cain http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=ju2-kC...eature=related
..and the bigger fellaws of Carnivore - live at Wacken [some may know him from Type O]
http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=bvaOn5...eature=related
...last but not least: the old sick guys of Slayer http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=CUDWLp1yIWw
Have fun!

[naut]

Alice in My Fantasies - Funka...Funka...Funkadelic, (not really that sick, more like pee fetish).

[Kongamato]

I've been listening to the music of Steve Albini's band Big Black lately, and just about all of their songs are mean and nasty.

They've got songs about spousal abuse, bored kids immolating themselves, going to a slaughterhouse for entertainment purposes, the Jordan, Minnesota affair(written before it was determined to be a case of overzealous prosecution), and a guy killing a girl because she'd go out with him but not his brother.

Here's "Pigeon Kill", one about farmers using poisoned corn to control the bird population.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJVSYbs-8vY

[Caius]

Surely a mention for "Every Breath You Take" by Sting, being as it is essentially about him stalking his ex? Bonus points for the fact that is generally considered a romantic love song to be played at weddings and such.

Using that logic, why not "In the air tonight" by good baldie Phil Collins?

Well, if you told me you were drowning
I would not lend a hand

[InsaneApache]

Lou Reed.

The Kids.

Nowt to do with Britney BTW.

If memory serves they told the producers children that their mother had died and recorded the reaction to gain the effect heard at the end of the track. Sick indeed.

Nope, I'm wromg. It was a myth.

"The Kids" tells of Caroline having her children taken from her by the authorities, and contains a particularly upsetting mid-section featuring the sounds of children shouting for their mother. This segment is so harrowing that a legend has arisen telling how producer Bob Ezrin went home one night and told his children that their mother had (in different versions) either left them or died, and recorded their response.[citation needed] Later, Ezrin dispelled this myth, stating that he had just asked to his younger son to go to bed...[citation needed] In actuality, Joshua Ezrin, Ezrin's youngest son, was outside the screen door of their house for a few minutes, and while he was pleading to be let back inside, his cries were recorded and put on the album.[citation needed] The Waterboys take their name from a line in this song.[1]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berlin_(album)

Full Version

Another poignant track from the album Berlin is Caroline says II.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Caroline says
As she gets up off the floor
Why is it that you beat me
It isnt any fun

Caroline says
As she makes up her eyes
You ought to learn more about yourself
Think more than just i

But shes not afraid to die
All her friends call her alaska
When she takes speed, they laugh and ask her

What is in her mind
What is in her mind

Caroline says
As she gets up from the floor
You can hit me all you want to
But I dont love you anymore

Caroline says
While biting her lip
Life is meant to be more than this
And this is a bum trip

But shes not afraid to die
All her friends call her alaska
When she takes speed, they laugh and ask her

What is in her mind
What is in her mind

She put her fist through the window pane
It was such a funny feeling

Its so cold in alaska
Its so cold in alaska
Its so cold in alaska

[Ronin]

Queens of the Stone Age - Six Shooter

Two glass eyes
I'll ****** tell you lies
I'm on the side of the road
You're all gonna ****** die

Yeah, yeah
Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, pow
Pow

**** this world
**** you too
I'll ****** kill your best friend
What you ****** gonna do, uh?
Here I come

Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot
Pow, pow

[King Henry V]

"'Hark!' The Hare-Wipped Angels Sing"

I believe the title needs no explanation.

[Tristuskhan]

http://fr.youtube.com/watch?v=7tkLc2...eature=related

Tonino Carotone.

[Pannonian]

Travis - U16 girls

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

I met a girl in LA
The million dollar kind
She was all for all or nothing
She was open all the time
But when I called her number
Her mother's on the line, saying
You've no business
As God's my witness
With a child as young as mine

So make sure that she's old enough
Before you blow your mind
She may look like she knows enough
But look in her eye
And if so
Let her go
You'll let her down in style

I met a girl in Paris
She talked like Vera Lynn
And her eyes were full of dew drops
The moment I walked in
She was awfully nice
The kind that likes to win
But if Id been wiser
A whole lot wiser
Then I might have thought again

Chorus

"The Pixies" (aka Chris Morris) - Motherbanger

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Well my mother is a whore let me tell you more
My mother did something to me

When I was twenty-three she spilt a cup of tea all over my knee

I said “mother, oh my God”! Look what you’ve done
She said never mind son, let’s have some fun
Your pantaloon is undone, I can see you’re well hung
And then she fiddled with my cords and then she aaaaargh!

My mother gummed my weapon…

This is the dawning of the age of King Oedipus
King Oedipus I need a Puss, my mother’s just as good as any other
She drives me wild, like a Hyena
Godammit! Let’s get Hispanic!

Uh huh huh, uh huh huh me mama es a whore
Uh huh huh, uh huh huh me espagnol is poor

Ever since I’ve been at my mother’s nipple, guess I’ve been in dipple
Now I fully converted, I’m heavily perverted
Like I wanna have sex with a mutant Ibex
Wanna whack my wand in the nearest pond
Wanna stick my spear in a Stingray’s ear

Now my mother got jealous of my new bedfellas
Started picking an argument
She said Son you’re bent I said AAAAARGH!

She said don’t wanna cause offence, now you’re making no sense I said AAAAARGH!
She said don’t wanna cause friction, but what’s your diction? I said AAAAAARGH!
She said express yourself another way, we’re on the TA

So I shot her

As the blood spilled from her chest she said son there’ll be no more incest
I said I know mother that’s why I killed ya
Prepare your dying body for necrophila