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    I got it! The real reason the Chinese authorities threw Gary Glitter out of Hong Kong was because he was too close to the winning gymnasts for comfort.
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    Quote Originally Posted by InsaneApache View Post
    I got it! The real reason the Chinese authorities threw Gary Glitter out of Hong Kong was because he was too close to the winning gymnasts for comfort.
    Brilliant tie-in IA! I'm in awe.
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    Perhaps these people are mating to create a master race of super athletes?!
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    damn, it's time i quit smoking and got back to swimming!

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    Default Re: The Final Olympic Event: Making Squishy Noises

    Who needs Diplomacy when you can have international sex parties?




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    Default Re: The Final Olympic Event: Making Squishy Noises

    Quote Originally Posted by Caius View Post
    Who needs Diplomacy when you can have international sex parties?
    Reminds me of the Mosley thread in a way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Caius View Post
    Who needs Diplomacy when you can have international sex parties?
    I would like them to determine our foreign policy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by yesdachi View Post
    I would like them to determine our foreign policy.
    Good idea yes. At least then, both sides would get screwed in the negotiations.
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