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    Default Re: Using loinclothes??

    It also makes your Carthaginaian and Bactrian generals shield covered with an ugly piece of cloth. That is another reason why not play with that patch.



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    I can't believe how frightened some people are of penises. At least half of us have one.

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    I don't use them...

    Luckily there are no naked troops from Lesbos. Imagine how they would look

    (And the amounts of cloth needed)
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    Unfortunately the EB team has to comply with the fact that genitals are still forbidden in numerous homes and countries.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Visitor13 View Post
    Unfortunately the EB team has to comply with the fact that genitals are still forbidden in numerous homes and countries.
    Those countries must have a population of 0 in a generation or so...

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    I admit I have the loinclothes activated (ye, I'm a German, and no, sexual themes in public are far less considered concernible than in many other countries), because I don't like "to play with male genitalia waving about in my face." as Foot wrote so well.


    It's just a little bit disgusting and actually creepy seeing hundreds of penis guys charging into your troops...

    Especially grants you VERY weird looks if any of your friends - or even worse - one of your family members actually sees you playing a game with penis soldiers running around.... Naah, not really necessary.

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    The horror. A penis.



















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    Default Re: Using loinclothes??

    when there's someone close I just avoid zooming too much

    but I agree those loin clothes are like... like... censorship ...no kidding <.<

    they take part of the escence...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andronikos View Post
    It also makes your Carthaginaian and Bactrian generals shield covered with an ugly piece of cloth.
    ???

    Why is that? I've never noticed penises on their shields before... But then I've probably never looked that close before.
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    here is the Baktrian general's shield design:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tollheit View Post
    here is the Baktrian general's shield design:
    Soooo... what do you call that? A three- and one-eighthsome...?
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    I was just surprised to discover that Dionysus conquered Bactria with two Maenads and some asparagus.

    I understand the reason for the modesty patch although I do consider that it is a double standard of modern western society that you can have a game where you do kill thousands, but you better not see their bits.

    This is no fault of the EB team of course. I do have to wonder about people who use enough of them that the casual observer notices them on the battlefield though.

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    Asparagus? Those are thyrsoi. A thyrsos consists of a stalk of giant fennel, topped with a pine cone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maeran View Post
    This is no fault of the EB team of course. I do have to wonder about people who use enough of them that the casual observer notices them on the battlefield though.
    My mother once witnessed the Gaesatae in action. I explained to her that these guys fought naked and this is a mod that focuses on historical accuracy in all its forms. She accepted.
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    =P did she like them gaesatae boys?




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    Well as QK proved it can come in handy when roleplaying. See the World According to the Royal Pontic Satrapy of Ankyra.
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    well, I personally find the sight, or even the mere idea, of naked poeple charging at me troops terrifying to say the least. call me crazy, but there is just something scary about a naked dude whose stoned and wants to kill the enemy in that state.

    that said, I do not play with the loincloth on. I let them charge as they were.

    and I really do not care whether we should have a modesty patch or not.
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    btw i found out when u have sensorship on and a unit falls down you see an upskirt I WAS NOT LLOKING ON PURPOSE! :)

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