Say what you want about Noo Awleenz, but that town gave us some of the best music in the world, and the best of them in my opinion is Dr John.

Now the good doctor has written some really sick songs in his life time (which isn't half over if his houngan is to be believed) and this gave me the idea for a thread.

Post the sickest songs you know of.

Give us your singing pervs and schizophrenics, post their temptest-tossed songs, clips or lyrics here. No porn or offensive stuff obviously, we can do without and subtlety always trumps bluntness.

May I open this dance with the legendary Dr John hisself, and his song 'How Come My Dog Don't Bark When You Come Round'?

I love this song.

I’m goin’ straight down to dat barber supply shop
Get me a pearl handle, double edge, hollow ground, super blue blade, adjustable, stainless steel
Hhoned edge, both blades on the same side
So when I cut you once, you gonna bleed twice, goin’ an’ comin’.
An’ if you don’ believe me, shake yo’ head; it’ll be singin’ “I ain’t got no body.