They actually did worse then normal. It was kinda funny, they do that spinning attack animation, but wouldn't kill anyone. They held out pretty well, despite being surrounded, the captain dieing, and going out of berserk mode, they lasted till 30 men left before routing. #00 was good if you can turn your historian mode on and off at will. History wise, blah, stupid gory action flick, good.
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Is he hurt? Everybody asks that. Nobody ever says, 'What a mess! I hope the doctor is not emotionally harmed by having to deal with it.'
What about changing the Spartan hoplite's morale to 1000? Will that work?
Did you even watch the previews? They give you a pretty good idea of what to expect. If you walked into that movie thinking it was going to be historically accurate, then it sounds like you were setting yourself up to hating that movie from the start. I liked it because I've never had so many wtf moments in one sitting. Regardless of reality, one has to admit the Spartans looked SO freakin' badass tossing Persians around like they were nothing. Just try to keep a more open mind if you ever watch it again.
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yeh... I liked 300it was cool and a lot of blood... but... as historically acurate as a flying pink hippo
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which movie do you guys think is the most historically accurate? <.<
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300 was never meant to be historically accurate. It was meant to show the courage and determination of three hundred Spartans (plus the other Greeks that also fought in thermopylae) that fought against an army much bigger (200/300 thousand but never a million that some records of that time said), and stood there, fighting to the death (only the Spartans stayed to the end which only demonstrates their superiority over other soldiers at that time) to protect their "country" (just a matter of speech), for their culture and for everything they believed in.
For Troy, It's just a dumm movie
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No, I did not see the previews. I do not normally watch movies or TV. I watched 300 when I was bored and flying on KLM airlines, where you can choose the crap you watch, so I thought it was interesting to see what so many of the people in my school were talking about. Just one more lesson on the fact that the popular culture is most of the time not the right culture.
It wasn't the lack of historical acccuracy that particularly upset me, it was the lack of any accuracy at all that turned me against the movie. Normally when I am about to watch a Hollywood movie that has to do with history, I most certainly don't expect it to be as historically accurate as EB, but at least it's not fantasy. Uber-immortal, rain of arrows that blots out the sun, magi throwing grenades in the Bronze Age, humans so deformed that they resemble alien forms of life, and a king more perverted than Michael Jackson and Paris Hilton put together are all examples of fantasy, not simply historical inaccuracy. Just look at the other movies such as Troy, Kingdom of Heaven, Alexander, Gladiator. Most of them suck (except Gladiator!)and are generally historically inaccurate but have at least a bit of realism in them. Not to mention the fact that everything in the 300 except some of the actors was CG - simply preposterous.
As said before, you just need to 'turn the historian mode off'. Just because it is set in ancient times doesn't mean you need to refer to it as history. Star Wars stars with the caption "A long time ago..." - does that mean its historical and realistic? I also downloaded the mod and love it for its historical accuracy, and I'm also very fond of history, but you can't expect a hollywood movie to be historical accurate(to any degree). That movie is good for 2 things. Awesomeness and funniness. when I saw arrows blackening the sky I started laughing, when I saw the "this is sparta" badass kick I laughed, and at the same felt damn that's cool :P
In short, great movie, just happen to have nothing in common with history :P
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Well since we're on the topic of 300 now, from the point of view of an ancient history major and aspiring historical fiction writer 300 is indeed disgusting. From the point of view of an average person looking for an entertaining time however, it magnificently succeeds in entertaining and giving you your money's worth.
Nearly two years ago at a family reunion two dozen of my aunts, uncles, cousins and myself watched it and we had a hell of a time. After the credits started rolling I was bombarded by questions from my cousins, old and young, if the Spartans really fought like they did and what the real story was (yes none of them believed the movie was historically accurate for a second.). I spent the good part of an hour explaining to them the basics of Spartan culture, how large the Persian army really was (I told them that in my opinion it was in the 100,000 - 200,000 man range) and the battles of Platea and Salamis. Despite it's obvious historical faults it actually has succeeded in enticing the average person to read up on history, whether learned people such as us want to believe it or not.
And to be honest, I find the "historical elitism" that people who know about the actual history show to those who enjoy the inaccurate history inspired movies that Hollywood churns out very childish at times. I mean it's one thing to say, "Don't mean to burst your bubble, but that's nowhere near how it really happened." but it's another to say "You actually liked that piece of garbage? And you call yourself a historian.".
I'm just saying that people should approach anything with an open-mind and enjoy something for itself, especially if they know about the material of the movie/film/book/play/game or whatever else.
"I fought with all that I had, but at the end I was left wounded, bloodied, and broken and asking myself, "Why?"."
I wonder if TPC could fill in on this. Is this the entire standing army, or the invasion force or what? Where did you get these numbers? I'm sure I could find some myself but I'd prefer to get a more knowledgeable opinion on the matter.
Wasn't Glory pretty accurate?
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I agree with you completely here. I'm sick and tired of CGI shortcuts and movies filmed on green screens.
at least in alexander, they did the battle of gaugemela historically accurate
I was hella laughing at the movie screen where they showed the phalanx that looked like when they were marching in the echelon with dust kicking up , but then they zoomed out and showed a hetairoi standing still next to them.. i was like LMFAO!!!
only one part of the movie thats bad is the gayness part, id vote it for like the most accurate battle scene but just the overall story was just too gay..focus on his conquest!!! not his gay life!! lol :)
now onto 300 spartans...Lets c ,yes its quite entertaining and thrill for the money but not historically accurate, HELL even the history channel made a documentary named 300 spartans doing the real phalanx (1st row underhand back rows overhand) and with linthorax and bronze curias!!! i bet they were refuting the movie bcuz it came out less than 3 months later
i giveif someone can back up my claim :)
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then you should have a looksie at the show "WEAPONS THAT MADE BRITAIN" that show is freaking ammaaazing
btw the movie 300 was based on THE GRAPHIC NOVEL which was based on the actual events WHICH IS SURROUNDED IN LIES N BULLSHIT.
I personally liked 300 for its gory persian-asskicking. It took me awhile to actually like it though. I'm the dude who walked out of Troy tearing my face off.
if you wanna rag on a movie, rag on troy you useless schoolgirls! i mean cmon! Agemenmon was murdered by his wife and her lover whilst he was bathing in the comfort of his own home! (if my memory serves me correctly) IMMSE-new acronym anyone?
OH AND HOW COULD I FORGET!? Ajax was NOT killed in battle, he butchered a flock of lambs and killed himself over the dishonour of losing control. such a beast could not be killed by mortal man!
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