Guys! Do you realize what day this is? It's the Holy Day! It's the day that our Holy Saint and Saviour™ was born! Exactly (well, give or take a couple of minutes) 21 years ago the miracle happened and He Who Will Save the Faithfuls' Lives™ came to earth: me! It's my birthday! Laugh, drink, party and be merry, for this is a global day of joy!

(By the way, am I weird because I was unsure of my age, and used to think I was turning 22? )