The EB Tavern

[cmacq]

How long this time? What was it that Einstein said about insanity?

[a completely inoffensive name]

How long this time? What was it that Einstein said about insanity?

Happy 1,600 post.

[Megas Methuselah]

Indeed.

Rogin?!

[CountArach]

Not this again!?!? I thought I trolled you guys into oblivion last time?

[General Appo]

Ha, we cannot be defeated! We will haunt the edges of cyberspace in eons, when mankind has finally been destroyed and the universe collapses, somewhere there will still be a computer and network system, encapsed in a bubble where time has no meaning. And from this computer senseless posts and incoherent rambling shall still be made in the name of the EB Tavern. We shall life forever!
We suffered a defeat, it is true, but we have plotted our revenge in the dark spaces where few dare to go, the Social Groups, and now we have returned to avenge our fallen brothers. Death to the Infidels! We shall life forever!!

Barkeep, a drink, any kinda drink, as long as it can kill an elephant, I´ll take it.

[The Celtic Viking]

6) no rebellions....

Awww... you just had to remove all the fun stuff, didn't ya?

But for now, I propose a toast: starting this very day, the LHC is fully operational! A day of great celebration and historical importance! Just think of all the new knowledge we'll gain! So, I propose that we all hold up our glasses, say three cheers and then DRINK TILL YOU SINK! I, at least, intend to so so.

HURRAY, HURRAY, HURRAY! *Drinks, then drinks some more, and more until finally falling off the chair with a drunkenly happy face*

[AlexanderSextus]

The fact that you're talking that way demonstrates one thing and one thing only: You're not drinking enough. Landlord! Two pints of Guinness over here!

Awww... you just had to remove all the fun stuff, didn't ya?

But for now, I propose a toast: starting this very day, the LHC is fully operational! A day of great celebration and historical importance! Just think of all the new knowledge we'll gain! So, I propose that we all hold up our glasses, say three cheers and then DRINK TILL YOU SINK! I, at least, intend to so so.

HURRAY, HURRAY, HURRAY! *Drinks, then drinks some more, and more until finally falling off the chair with a drunkenly happy face*

yeah thats why i'm sitting here drinking beer and its 9:00 AM!.

[AlexanderSextus]

*cracks Miller High Life* HUZZAH! HUZZAH! HUZZAH! *Guzzles*

[Hooahguy]

whoa! everything you guys ordered is coming right up!

btw, yes.... the world may come to an end today...
for real....
the LHC is operational, and were all ******. so, im givin free anything today as well! lets celebrate the end of the world!
HOORAY!

[Lemur]

btw, yes.... the world may come to an end today...
for real....
the LHC is operational, and were all ******. so, im givin free anything today as well! lets celebrate the end of the world!

Further evidence: Gordon Freeman has been spotted at the LHC today. So it's gonna be crowbars and hazard suits before you know it ...

[The Celtic Viking]

LOL! That settles it, we're boned!

Seriously though, there's absolutely no risk of any of these "doomsday theories" coming true. Anyone claiming otherwise just prove that they don't know what they're talking about. You can rest assured. (If not for my ever-so-wise words, but because there won't be any actual collisions until 21st Octobre. )

[Che Roriniho]

Plus, the bloke who suggested the micro black whole theory is a biochemist. A BIOCHEMIST. *** DOES HE KNOW ABOUT PARTICLE PHYSICS?!?!?!?!?!? Pillock.

Oh, and Madonna, yes or no?

[Tollheit]

I dunno. Most biochemists still retain a functional brain, so I do not want to dismiss the possibility that one of them might know something about particle physics.

[Privateerkev]

Can we have a non-EB tavern?

[Hooahguy]

Can we have a non-EB tavern?

the tavern is called the "EB tavern" only for namesake. it started as the EB tavern, it will end as the EB tavern. but eb is never discussed here at any length, nor is any other game/mod....

[Privateerkev]

the tavern is called the "EB tavern" only for namesake. it started as the EB tavern, it will end as the EB tavern. but eb is never discussed here at any length, nor is any other game/mod....

Then why not just call it, "tavern?" Why must it promote one mod of one game? Either every single mod/hotseat/PBM/AAR/CA game/mafia game/ect... should get their own tavern. Or it should just be a tavern for everyone. Calling it the "EB tavern" shows preferential treatment for one mod.

(And for those who don't know me very well, I say this in jest. It's how I amuse myself.)

<--- to make the post seem less serious.

[Hooahguy]

um, well.....
nm.... ill let this drop...... without charging you $$$ for that comment.....

[Privateerkev]

um, well.....
nm.... ill let this drop...... without charging you $$$ for that comment.....

If your going to charge me money for every silly comment I say, I will tell you two things.

1.) You will be very busy.

2.) "You can't squeeze blood out of a turnip."

[Hooahguy]

hmm..... squeezing blood out of a turnip?
i think Bob the Builder can do it!

[Privateerkev]

Then Bob the Builder is a genius...

[Hooahguy]

he sure is!
he once even extracted the cream of lasagna from a rock....

[Privateerkev]

he sure is!
he once even extracted the cream of lasagna from a rock....

How is that different from lasagna?

[Hooahguy]

ummm.....
how about this weather?
over here its rainy.... with a chance of death from a back hole...

[Privateerkev]

ummm.....
how about this weather?
over here its rainy.... with a chance of death from a back hole...

Now are you talking about death from a "black hole" or a "back hoe"?

[Hooahguy]

hole- if i wanted to be killed by a hoe i would ask someone to drive a back-hoe over me.....

[Privateerkev]

Well, hopefully a black hole won't form underneath your neighborhood. How close are you to the new "black hole generator"?

[Hooahguy]

um, over 3,000 miles? i really dont know. something around that....

[Privateerkev]

um, over 3,000 miles? i really dont know. something around that....

Ah ok, from what you said, I assumed you were in the neighborhood. But I guess if a black hole pops up, it won't really matter where on the planet you are...

[Hooahguy]

well, uh, if there was a black hole, from what i hear from england to my place, it would take 3-5 seconds to reach me.

[Privateerkev]

Maybe we should get some of the science forum people in here so we can figure out the speed of black holes.